Fic: 'Cara: The Face Of Sam' (Sam/Dean, R)

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sarkastic gave me this as a prompt and in light of The Last Of The Time Lords (spoilers in that link), my brain is a scary, scary place. So much the better for you people. Almost 1k of CRACK (with bonus Doctor Who references and uh, mpreg?)

Cara: The Face Of SamSam/Dean

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Hello, totally insane person!

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I take out my anger in the form of torturing beloved characters. It's a thing? ;) Heeeee.

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Thanks to the two comment replies that landed in my inbox back-to-back, I'm picturing Pool of Drowned Face of Boe.

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It's either that or bashing the collective heads of the audience to explain how something like that could happen.

Although now I'm picturing Sam as a cranky panda and Dean as a red-haired girl.

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Hee! Awesome. *thumbs up*

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Thanks! Oh Sam, how are you so bitchy and awesome and helping me deal with the WTF-ery of certain plot points? ;)

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The Face of Boe only wishes he had Sam's giant, eloquent forehead and mastery of the bitchface.

...come to think of it, this really cries out for a sequel wherein Sam-in-a-jar MEETS the Face of Boe. Wacky hijinks and/or very strange threesomes ensue!

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He totally does. And in the sequel there would be forehead wrinkling exercises and Dean would make more sex cracks until the Doctor just gets tired of all the innuendo and dumps them off with Jack in the present. Where threesomes will awesomely occur. ::thumbs up:: ;)

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BAHAHAHAHA.
Oh, Stef. You win at life.

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::bows:: I merely channel the crack and pass it along. ;)

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Bwah! Glad you liked it. Oh boys. I blame them and fandom for making their reactions to things so... much different than everyone else. (Or hornier, in Dean's case.)

He could change him back. With the power of his insert dirty pun here. Ahem. It's late, and that's my gut reaction, yo.

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True, true. Plus, it's for the GOOD OF MANKIND. (And logic.)

[the5thmarauder]

*congratulates you on the sheer genius*

♥

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Thanks! SPN = so much material, so little time to add extra crack to it all. ;)