FIC, This Was Not in the Job Description (AKA Buggery, Yay!), Arthur/Merlin, NC-17

[ifyouweremine]

Title: This Was Not in the Job Description (AKA Buggery, Yay!)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Being Arthur’s manservant was generally alright, Merlin supposed, except for all the blowjobs.
Warnings: Bukkake (facial), snark, a dash of jealous!Arthur, extremely bad poetry, rimming, a bit of felching, some powerplay (but in a fluffy way! Basically Arthur

Comments

[ifyouweremine]

I have such a thing for Arthur carelessly abusing his power by making Merlin have sex with him, and Merlin secretly liking it.
ZOMG me too! Pretty much the first thing I did after the pilot episode was squee to myself thinking about Arthur being all pissy and prickly and, like, ordering Merlin to his knees and Merlin being, like, ?!?!? and Arthur being, like, "You're my servant now, you have to do what I say. So suck my cock," so Merlin does. Begrudgingly. And it just becomes routine. (Erm. Too specific? LOL)

Also, yay, I'm glad you enjoyed this fic and the cave one! And thank you for your lovely comment. <333 ^___^

[ifyouweremine]

LOL, now I'm giggling because I'm totally imagining Merlin being, like, "Morning, Arthur!" and Arthur grumbling because what kind of freak of nature is that chipper in the morning, really?, and Merlin would be, like, "Okay, here's your breakfast, here's your clothes for today, here's that armor you wanted me to polish, and here's your blowjob." And Arthur would be much more even-tempered after that.

Hehe, you can totally share your thoughts on Uther if you want. Personally I kind of like creepy!vaguely-menacing!Uther that's a little too interested in Merlin's pretty face, especially if Arthur notices and gets all worried and protective. Yes, I'm shameless! =o)

[ifyouweremine]

LOL, I didn't really think it was dub-con either, but I wanted to post the warning anyway just in case anyone's sensitive about it (as opposed to me, because I'm a big perv and when I see Arthur saying, "MERLIN. SERVICE ME." I'm, like, GUHYES!! hahaha ^___~).

Thank you for your comment, I'm so glad you enjoyed the fic! <333

[ifyouweremine]

I happen to approve immensely of pervs, being one myself, so I'm going to say yes and scoot over in this lovely handbasket of mine, LOL! ^___~ <333

I really like D/s as well, and I think that's a more applicable label for what's going on in this fic than dub-con, so I'm going to go ahead and change that part of the warning. Thank you!

[itachitachi]

HAHAHA. I love it.

...Every time I try to go up and pick up a line I like I just wind up devolving into a pile of cackles. This fic is SO MUCH FUN. I love them snarking during sex. Or about sex. Or about anything, really, but especially about sex, and you do it incredibly well.

[ifyouweremine]

Hehe, thanks so much, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

I'm particularly glad the boys' interaction worked for you--they have such delightful banter on the show, and I wanted to keep that playfulness between them, made more ridiculous because, well, they happen to be shagging during the midst of all that snark, LOL. ^___~ <333

[the_moonmoth]

Hot stuff :-D

[ifyouweremine]

Thank you! ^___^

[crazyboutremmy]

I don't know about anyone else, but the minute Arthur said in the first ep, "Tell me do you know how to walk on your knees", this is the first thing my mind went to. xDDD

I LOVED ITTT.

[ifyouweremine]

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it! <333

the minute Arthur said in the first ep, "Tell me do you know how to walk on your knees", this is the first thing my mind went to.
YESSSSS. I like how your mind works!