FIC, The One Where Arthur Despoils Merlin in a Cave, NC-17

[ifyouweremine]

Title: The One Where Arthur Despoils Merlin in a Cave Because, IDK, It Was Necessary to the Plot or Something
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “Yes I know what sex is, I’m not an idiot!” said Merlin. Arthur quietly disagreed.
Word count: 1,893 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own Merlin. But if you’d like to send me Bradley James wrapped up in a little red bow, I

Comments

[samescenes]

CRAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCK, holy shit.

So awesome. This fandom brings out the best in people.

[ifyouweremine]

AHAHAHA, have you been reading the warnings on my Bradley/Colin mpreg? Because it goes like this:
Warnings: Mpreg, craaaaaack, prejudice against vegetarians, demons, waifish nymphets, and gingers

YAY MINDTWIN!

Also, thank you, I'm glad you liked this, hon! #glomps#

[mayonaka_7]

Woooow, but this was the laziest porn I'v ever read. So many plot holes and skipping! Brilliant though. And be honoured, this is my first ever livejournal comment.

Awesome. Especially the rocks at the end. Thanks for making me smile.

[ifyouweremine]

LOL, I don't bother myself with silly things like "context" and "substance," it's all about the porn! And occasionally the foolishness leading to the porn, if I'm feeling frisky. ^___~

Thanks for the comment, I'm glad you enjoyed the fic!

[mayonaka_7]

Dude. Icon.

[ifyouweremine]

Thanks so much, I'm glad you enjoyed it! #smishes# ^___~

[kaitou1412]

I tried to pick a line that made me laugh the hardest, but I couldn't. They're all too funny.

[ifyouweremine]

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it! <333

[bustedflush]

Ok, well. Um. This is brilliant and perfect in every single way. More or less, I mean.

Mpreg? BRING IT ON.

[ifyouweremine]

Yay, I'm glad you liked it! <333

My head tells me that absurd!Bradley/pregnant!Colin is wrong as wrong can be, but, oh, my heart says that it's right. WHY DO I PICK THE CRACKIEST FANDOMS.