This is not the hooker fic you are looking for

[sophie_448]

Seriously, it's not. I can't even dignify this with a title. No particular pairing. 261 words. PG-13 I guess?

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[cerrad]

I'LL TAKE IT.

HI HOOKER FICLET, HI!

ETA: oh, and it'd be okay if, you know, you wanted to make a whole huge grand angsty fic out of this. Just saying. :D

[sophie_448]

HAHAHA. IDEK, IT IS RIDICULOUS. BUT TY <333

OMG I don't know what I would do with it, though! Like, I'm totally okay with just letting them be kind of hopeless for 200 words, but IDK how I would FIX THEM. OR SOMETHING.

[orochi_kitty]

OMG NOW I NEED MORE.

<333333

[sophie_448]

OH GOD. But if there were more I'd have to figure out how to fix~ them.

TY! ♥!

[otherbella]

Oh hi protective Neal and vulnerable Cook.

WAY TO HIT ON TWO OF MY BIGGEST KINKS IN 300 WORDS OR LESS.

ikindoflovethisalotandwishtherewasmore,butunderstandifthereisn't.

alsoiloveyouforit.

[sophie_448]

\o/

I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT. IDK if there is more, like, in my head. Considering I don't even know where this came from. I promise I will give it to you if there is tho? ♥

[otherbella]

I can deal with that!

It just intrigues me. Like, are they just bound by circumstance and friendship? Is there unrequited love? Are they in a poly thing when they're not turning tricks?

YOU OPEN ALL THESE DOORS A CRACK AND I WANT TO PEEK INSIDE THEM.

[missimae2u]

i didn't even know i was looking for hooker!fic but i was very pleasantly surprised to refresh my f-list and find it........

this was beautiful and wonderful and so perfect in just a few words.....seriously protective neal and no instincts for protecting himself cook....and them all sharing a bed....luv it......

and now i am gonna make myself stop rambling before i ramble on and end up with just as many words as were in this lil ficlet.....lolz