0F. [text] oh user oh user oh user oh user

[ifightfor]

Recent discussion of Event:"Fuckening" warrants further inquiry.

Query: What taboos if any exist concerning overt discussion of User sexual activity?

Explanation required concerning status(virgin,not virgin). Query: Reason for significance attached to virginity?

[private to Narvin, TOTALLY UNRELATED]

Query: Veracity of information released by Inmate

Comments

[neuroticalson]

I don't care about taboos.

If you're a virgin, that means you probably couldn't find someone willing to bang you. Meaning, you probably really suck.

So, that probably applies to you.

[ifightfor]

Your mother's so poor, she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

[neuroticalson]

Your mother's so old I told her to act her own age and she died.

[ifightfor]

Your mother's like the sun: stare at her long enough, and you'll go blind.

[neuroticalson]

Your mother's so ugly she looks like you.

[ifightfor]

Your mother's so poor burglars break into your house and leave your family money.

[neuroticalson]

Your mother's so stupid she asked you what the number for 911 is.

[ifightfor]

Your mother's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

[neuroticalson]

Your mother's so fat, her belt size is equator.

[ifightfor]

Your mother's so fat she wakes up in sections.

[neuroticalson]

Your mother's so poor she put free samples away.

Man, you better watch yourself or you'll be in the infirmary from all these rad burns.

[ifightfor]

Your mother's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Correction: JA307020 has no mother, but appreciates your effort.

[neuroticalson]

Is that really your name? Wow. I don't think I remember that. Can I just call you Fuckwad?

[ifightfor]

Proper designation: "Rinzler".

Defect.

[neuroticalson]

Proper designation: "Slick".

Fuckwad.

[stopthat_destro]

Some people choose to remain virgins, too. It doesn't mean they tried and failed!

[Guess who was a virgin til he got to the Barge :V]