Engineer Ruled Expert Witness in Flaming Pop-Tart Case

[idlerat]

There was near-unanimity where I was watching the Oscars, so I am shocked, shocked, to find it wasn't universal.

No competition:

Best speech: Morgan Freeman

Best dressed: Cate Blanchett. (By a mile, and it wasn't just the dress, though that was spectacular, including the belt; she was a goddess.)

Most disturbing: Jamie Foxx on the subject of

Comments

[comice]

How could you forget Penelope Cruz's enormous butt bow?

Also, Renee Zellweger's hair only served to highlight that she's done something deeply disturbing and Botox-y to her head.

Yikes!

[idlerat]

I did not forget the bow, but did you think it deserved a special award?

[idlerat]

Also, it came in second to Scarlet J's gown for "most Edwardian profile"

[lasultrix]

I am actually the only person that loved Renee Zellweger's hair, amn't I?
Laura Linney's was hideous. And I say this as someone still in a worshipful daze after seeing her performance in Kinsey a week ago.

[idlerat]

RZ: nice idea, hideous execution and unflattering, is how I saw it. I knew what she was thinking, but thought she badly needed a mirror. In LL's case, I did *not* know what she was thinking. Helen Hunt only worse.

[lola_thursday]

Best meta: the bit at the Magic Johnson Theater. That wasn't a Leno style bit on stupid Americans; it was a Chris Rock critique of the Oscars.

so so true. And it was also one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time...

[cubby66]

It WAS Jane's World. Party on, Jane.

[idlerat]

Party on, Darth!