ninety-seven. [text]

[idkmybfftony]

Boy, what a fun event that was, huh? Fucking empires, I swear to God. Kind of makes me glad that I'm not in the center of all that bullshit.

If anyone sees a rabbit running around the size of a house cat, it's probably Caroline. She got out and I'd like her back.

Hey England, I...

[ooc: Denial is awesome. idk. Posted after Germany frees him from

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[hellyesamerica]

America!

[idkmybfftony]

[Heroically awesome heroic filter of heroic]

Of course I am! I'm the only hero my world's got!

I already told him it wasn't his fault! He just... gets like that. Blames himself for everything. Which, okay, I know the reasons why he does that, but I know this isn't his fault, even if I do wanna yell at him.

It still won't make it better.

[hellyesamerica]

[HEROHERO FILTER]

[Meriken looks. Extremely thoughtful for the longest time, before she crosses her arms and closes her eyes.]

..You two are really close.

[idkmybfftony]

[SUPAHERO FILTER]

Stop that! You keep saying that, but we're not! It's not any different from any of my other support!

You keep making... things! Out of nothing!

[hellyesamerica]

[SUPER DE DUPER HERO FILTER]

[STARTLED and then we're good]

...You're the one who's so defensive about "nothing!" All I said was that you're close!

[idkmybfftony]

[SUPER BOSS HERO WHAT IS EVEN ANYMORE FILTER]

I'm not defensive! I'm just... you and your rumors, I swear..

[hellyesamerica]

[SUPER FUCKING AWESOME FILTER]

I don't spread rumors, I spread truth!

[idkmybfftony]

[THE FILTER TO END ALL FILTERS]

It's not truth if it's not true!

[hellyesamerica]

[THE FILTER HEARD ROUND THE WORLD wait what]

That's exactly why it's truth!

[idkmybfftony]

[THE ONE FILTER TO RULE THEM ALL idefk anymore]

But it's not.

He'll get over it, alright? Stop worrying so much. He's used to taking the brunt of everything and for once I don't want to add to it.

[hellyesamerica]

[THE FILTER IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE]

...Fine!

Do what you want, but you'll figure out I'm telling the truth later.

You better tell me when you do, so I don't find out on my own and laugh in your face!

[idkmybfftony]

[YOUR FILTER IS AS BIG AS MINE]

You're not, and you won't be laughing because you're just trying to complicate things when they shouldn't!

Besides, other stuff happened during the event that I just... don't want to talk about, either.

[hellyesamerica]

[SHIT I RAN OUT OF THINGS TO MAKE THIS FILTER WEIRD]

What else happened? [Completely ignoring the "don't want to talk" part]

[idkmybfftony]

[OH SNAPS NOW WHAT]

Just the Major. And. Y'know. Stuff. [lol so did he]

[hellyesamerica]

[NOW... WE.... JUST DANCE]

..Oh, him.

He said stuff to you, too?

[idkmybfftony]

[DON'T STOP, MAKE IT POP]

Yeah.

Not that I believed him or anything.