FIC: Three times (2/2) Barney/Ted, HIMYM

[idioticonion]

Title: Three times
Summary: Barney has to have sex with a girl at least three times before he'll consider having dinner with her. The same goes, presumably, for Ted.
Thanks to: otempora42  for the inspiration.
Rating/Warnings: X - Adult
Word Count: 1,523
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM: Barney/Ted
Spoilers: Season 6, Epsiode 3, Unfinished
Continued from: Part 1

Comments

[da_phoenix13]

I loved this. It was funny and adorable and of course super hot. I adore that Robin came back in all like "How's the girl you're bangin'?" and that Barney was playing with the airplane (and that it fit into Ted's childhood! Oh boys).

Definitely not a disappointment after the awesome first part of this. :D

[idioticonion]

I adore that Robin came back in all like "How's the girl you're bangin'?"

You should write my dialogue for me! And thanks.

[otempora42]

Sexy sexy boys.

(Also, brief Ameri-pick: aeroplane -> airplane.)

But hot!

[idioticonion]

(Also, brief Ameri-pick: aeroplane -> airplane.)

I did not know that! I always thought the film title "airplane" was a joke! D'oh!

Changed.

[pikka]

The picture of Barney playing with the airplane, naked, in Ted's bed, is probably one of the strongest imageries I've had in my mind for a while. So thank you. ♥

(Btw, re last episode: Doesn't the mother have a bus as well? You know, the little yellow one that old!Ted later keeps in his room? I think he lied to the kids. It's not the mother's bus. Because… it's a bus. And that's a metaphor?)

[idioticonion]

Wow, I never realized how buses are such a theme of the show! Someone should write an essay! It really could do with some analysis.

[snogged]

I love how this worked out! It was cute and funny and adorable (and of course, really hot!). As been said before, the image of Barney playing with the airplane is a definite favorite.

Nicely done!

[idioticonion]

Thank you! And yes, I wanted SOME reference to that damn airplane, which just seems REALLY random otherwise.

Apart from if it's a totem. Like in Inception. Wow, there's a crack crossover!

[snogged]

It would probably be a crossover I'd be more excited about if Nick and I had been able to go see Inception while it was out.

[brandyleigh]

I loved this second part, too. I loved Robin coming in and asking Ted about the chick he's banging, and Ted describing Barney as a little skanky, but with an amazing body. And Ted stealing lube from Robin! I liked the way it ended, too, with Ted realizing that the unfinished thing between them is now settled, and that working at GNB again with Barney is going to be fun.

[idioticonion]

Thank you! And I struggled a little with getting back into writing so I'm glad you liked it. I wanted to do something fairly light and bantery and the pornz just crept in. ;-)