I just saw this commercial ( Read more... )

I tried telepathically getting someone to call me just now.

It didn't work.

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God damn. I just fell down the stairs ( Read more... )

Holy shit check this out. This is the funniest thing I have ever read ( Read more... )

Don't you hate it when you have that one friend who never updates?

Yeah. It's like going to watch your favourite show and it always being a rerun.

I love Straylight Run. This song is so amazing ( Read more... )

Fran requested that I write about “What defines who you are ( Read more... )

Hey Kids ( Read more... )

I don't know what I'm supposed to say or do about the tsunami that killed over 80 000 people. I'm not good at seriousness. Just humour and melodrama. It takes someone with a soul far deeper than mine to even absorb information like that ( Read more... )