Genderfuck.

[idiot_mob]

 I have at least four new injuries.

I have drunk shame.

I did not make out with anyone.

I am a surly mermaid. Apparently.

Comments

[awk_ward]

You have drunk shame but didn't make out with anyone? You're doing pretty well by the sounds of it.

And I thought I was the mermaid? Ahem.

[idiot_mob]

Um, dude, you can't take all of mermaidhood just cos you want it, that just ain't how it works. You're just one mermaid, not all mermaids.

[scissor_fiend]

Just shamefunk your way out of it!

[idiot_mob]

Haha yeah! How could I forget all we have learned?!?!