hello children
today i got a real life credit card. +1 xp
all i need to do is collect a car loan and a child and i can finally level up to novice adult.

-pirate seth

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i'm still peddling the same songs i recorded a few months ago until i get my tape recorder unpacked here in houma but now those songs are also on last.fm at this link http://www.last.fm/music/pirate+seth because i'm not facebooking anymore because it's for gaywads.

-pirate seth
i didn't mean "gay" as in like "gay gay" but gay like "lame

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not one post on my friends page. it just has the top and bottom banners.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY&feature=player_embedded#

it... made me feel really awkward when i watched it.

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been listenin to andrew jackson jihad and getting ready to leave virginia this friday. it's sunday so try not to play with yourselves too much.

listening to the mountain goats live while watching muted high quality porn is zen.

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"all those girls are like... dudes, with penises and everything bro"
-my roommate commenting on my other roommate's craigslist dating

-pirate seth
well... actually my roommate