Math class is completely screwing me over already and I've only been to two classes of it, goddammit ( Read more... )

Whelp I start school in about five hours.

. . .

I don't know why, but I get this uncanny feeling like the entire past year just didn't happen. *facepalm* What.

I don't even remember the obligatory summer vacation line anymore, who are you and what have you done with me那麽我五個小時就開學了 ( Read more... )

THANK YOU, Google and Mom, for reminding me exactly WHY I HATE COMPUTER PROGRAMMING.

I have a drabble! A self-insert drabble in which I am not the perspective character, yikes!

( Switching Sides. )

Okay, I just found at that apparently the reason my laptop battery is SO HUGE is NOT because it stores more energy and unfortunately must be larger for that reason, but that my parents PURPOSEFULLY got the huge one SO THAT my laptop will stick up in that annoying way it does. For "ventilation," my mom said.

Maybe I should get a macbook or whatever ( Read more... )

You would think that my dad would refrain from screaming at me while I drive by now, but nooooooooooooo. I can't complain about how his yelling is causing me to make mistakes, either-- he'll accuse me of blaming. Yeah. Accuse me of blaming. Because he is most of the reason behind my mistakes. He's always saying that I make a bunch of mistakes ( Read more... )

My father is Chairman Mao. If I don't cut off my hair, he'll cut off my head.

My father is Chairman Mao. If I don't cut off my hair, he'll cut off my head.

My father is Chairman Mao. If I don't cut off my hair, he'll cut off my head.

我爸爸是毛澤東。如果我不刊頭髮，他就刊我頭。

我爸爸是毛澤東。如果我不刊頭髮，他就刊我頭。

我爸爸是毛澤東。如果我不刊頭髮，他就刊我頭。