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[ickica]

I bought bus tickets today. The lady who sold them to me offered me childrens tickets, saying I could have them instead of adult tickets if I'm 15 or younger. I said "no. I'm not". She said "No?". And I said "No." Then I set her on fire and stole all her bus tickets.

Comments

[sarahfrancis]

Did you make sure to rape her too? She sounds hott.

[sid_tyler]

Rape her while she's on fire for that extra spice.

[sir_hanzolot]

Oh Jessica.

It's okay, you'll look old someday. Maybe.