Fanfic: Fairytale
AN/Warning: Concreet proof as to what coffee does to an-already half-drooling sleepy-me at two in the morning, while watching cannibalistic monkeys blow up(Been watching to much Robot Chicken) after deffeating five Colosi in a row(Shadow of the Colosus, excellent game!).
TItle:Fairytale
Author: Me!
Rating: G
Summery, see above warning.
Warming: Extremely... not coherent... o.O Possible grammatical and spelling issues since I'm half-wired, half-asleep, and half-drooling when I wrote this...
Once upon a time, there lived a lonely queen, whom lived in a pink castle, where every thing was sparkly and shiney, and pretty. It was rare for her to have any guests at all; the bueaty wasted each day. Until one day, when she got sick of being alone. She started capturing men from all around, and all who would dare enter her lands, trying to find a companion suitable for herself and her daughter to marry. But they always mysteriously disappear! The last incident, is when the prince of the northern skies came to visit them - Eh, family - she devised a plan, and managed to capture the youngling in his own shield of ice.
"Kya-ha-ha!" Queen Matsumoto's enormous boobs bounced as her laughter bubbled out of her chest. "I have trapped you, Prince Shiro-chan!" There was a muffled, angry voice that interrupted her, but she paid no attention to him. "Now you'll be stuck here forever and marry my daughter, Momo! Kya-ha-ha!"
Momo appears and sweatdrops. "Not again Moto-san... And Shiro-Onichan, at that..." She bows to the iced Prince. "Gomen."
Not long after, a prince of high class and pedigree burst through the door. "Where is my Shiro-chan! Answer or pay the price!" There was more muffled shouting, but they all ignored it. Both women's attention were fixed on the strapping young lad that boldly and defiantely strode into their home. Spikey orange hair, muscles to drool over, piercing eyes, and person's walking wet dream! Both of the girls were getting stars in their eyes at the sight of him.
Queen Matsumoto shook her hazy head clear, hands on her hips and her pink skirts fluttering about. "I have captured him! I'm so devious! Nya-ha-ha-haaaa!" She pointed to the... short block of ice that had a vein throb pulsing near the top. "There's your precious Shiro-chan! Caught in his own ice! And what do you think you'll do about it!?!?"
"I am Prince Ichigo, here to save my Shiro-poo!"
"I laugh in your face, Prince Strawberry!" She proceeds to do so.
Sighing, he reached back his arm. "I see that this can only be cleared up, using the big guns!"
Matsumoto reached back a hand as well. "I expect nothing less! Let us do battle!" Then their arms both sprung forward.
"Jan!"
"Ken!"
"Poi!!"
There was absolute silence, as both of them stood still, the moment forzen for a while, but wasted as Momo was currently taking a hammer and chisle to the block of ice. Then there was more cackling, but not on Matsumoto's part, whose hand was stuck in the "rock" position. Ichigo shoved his "paper" hand into her face, gloating. "Ha! I win! You must set Shiro-chan free!" Where the hell was that shouting coming from?
Matsumoto pouted. "Aww... Where am I going to get a prince-charming, now...?"
Ichigo elbowed her. "Well, I do know people. I suppose I could hook you up!"
The queen yet again got stars in her eyes. "You would?" He nodded, and she turned to Momo. "Okay, deasert daughter, that is a lovely ice-version of Shiro-chan, but we need to free him now! His Majesty Prince Ichigo has promised us men if we do!"
Momo: -_-; Dork.
Just then, two more handsome men burst through the doors. One had white hair just like Shiro-chan, the other had slicked-back brown hair with a bang in his face. They both looked like they stepped out of the GQ magazine that hasn't been invented yet!
"Hiya!" said the white-haired one. "I'm Prince Gin, and this here is muh brother, Aizen. We're the-"
"Arancar Bothers!!!!" Matsumoto squealed and jumped onto Gin. "Will you take me away from this lonely place and marry me and give me all that I want and be hotness forever!?" she rambled.
He just laughed. "Aw'ight, if ya wanna, then yeah, I can take ya."
Meanwhile, Momo set aside a defrosting Shiro-chan to look at the other brother. "Your hair looks so cool... What kind of gel do you use?"
And that left Ichigo to go over to his Shiro-chan, kneeling down to him. The others looked on, girls blushing and giggly over the cute yaoi-ness.
"Are you alright, Toshiro?"
The child was ticked off. "I'm going to kill the author..."
"Shiro-honey, what's wrong? I saved you! You're alright now! I'll protect you!"
The murderous intent was quite clear. "Kill...Author...."
"Shiro-poo...?"
The Ice prince got up and ran off, leaving question marks and exclamation points blinking above the group. Eventually, when Shiro-chan's quest to find the not-even-born-yet author was over, they all lived happily ever after!
~*~
Done! ^^ Gonna go divve-bomb into my pillow now... Tell me, have I ruined your life with this? XD I normally write better than this... Seriously! There's proof in this thread's history!
I must get my attention back to my lists, though... -_-; -Has a list of One-Shot, Smut-Shot and AU-Shot fanfics to write- Sweet dreams, mina-san! -Waves-
TItle:Fairytale
Author: Me!
Rating: G
Summery, see above warning.
Warming: Extremely... not coherent... o.O Possible grammatical and spelling issues since I'm half-wired, half-asleep, and half-drooling when I wrote this...
Once upon a time, there lived a lonely queen, whom lived in a pink castle, where every thing was sparkly and shiney, and pretty. It was rare for her to have any guests at all; the bueaty wasted each day. Until one day, when she got sick of being alone. She started capturing men from all around, and all who would dare enter her lands, trying to find a companion suitable for herself and her daughter to marry. But they always mysteriously disappear! The last incident, is when the prince of the northern skies came to visit them - Eh, family - she devised a plan, and managed to capture the youngling in his own shield of ice.
"Kya-ha-ha!" Queen Matsumoto's enormous boobs bounced as her laughter bubbled out of her chest. "I have trapped you, Prince Shiro-chan!" There was a muffled, angry voice that interrupted her, but she paid no attention to him. "Now you'll be stuck here forever and marry my daughter, Momo! Kya-ha-ha!"
Momo appears and sweatdrops. "Not again Moto-san... And Shiro-Onichan, at that..." She bows to the iced Prince. "Gomen."
Not long after, a prince of high class and pedigree burst through the door. "Where is my Shiro-chan! Answer or pay the price!" There was more muffled shouting, but they all ignored it. Both women's attention were fixed on the strapping young lad that boldly and defiantely strode into their home. Spikey orange hair, muscles to drool over, piercing eyes, and person's walking wet dream! Both of the girls were getting stars in their eyes at the sight of him.
Queen Matsumoto shook her hazy head clear, hands on her hips and her pink skirts fluttering about. "I have captured him! I'm so devious! Nya-ha-ha-haaaa!" She pointed to the... short block of ice that had a vein throb pulsing near the top. "There's your precious Shiro-chan! Caught in his own ice! And what do you think you'll do about it!?!?"
"I am Prince Ichigo, here to save my Shiro-poo!"
"I laugh in your face, Prince Strawberry!" She proceeds to do so.
Sighing, he reached back his arm. "I see that this can only be cleared up, using the big guns!"
Matsumoto reached back a hand as well. "I expect nothing less! Let us do battle!" Then their arms both sprung forward.
"Jan!"
"Ken!"
"Poi!!"
There was absolute silence, as both of them stood still, the moment forzen for a while, but wasted as Momo was currently taking a hammer and chisle to the block of ice. Then there was more cackling, but not on Matsumoto's part, whose hand was stuck in the "rock" position. Ichigo shoved his "paper" hand into her face, gloating. "Ha! I win! You must set Shiro-chan free!" Where the hell was that shouting coming from?
Matsumoto pouted. "Aww... Where am I going to get a prince-charming, now...?"
Ichigo elbowed her. "Well, I do know people. I suppose I could hook you up!"
The queen yet again got stars in her eyes. "You would?" He nodded, and she turned to Momo. "Okay, deasert daughter, that is a lovely ice-version of Shiro-chan, but we need to free him now! His Majesty Prince Ichigo has promised us men if we do!"
Momo: -_-; Dork.
Just then, two more handsome men burst through the doors. One had white hair just like Shiro-chan, the other had slicked-back brown hair with a bang in his face. They both looked like they stepped out of the GQ magazine that hasn't been invented yet!
"Hiya!" said the white-haired one. "I'm Prince Gin, and this here is muh brother, Aizen. We're the-"
"Arancar Bothers!!!!" Matsumoto squealed and jumped onto Gin. "Will you take me away from this lonely place and marry me and give me all that I want and be hotness forever!?" she rambled.
He just laughed. "Aw'ight, if ya wanna, then yeah, I can take ya."
Meanwhile, Momo set aside a defrosting Shiro-chan to look at the other brother. "Your hair looks so cool... What kind of gel do you use?"
And that left Ichigo to go over to his Shiro-chan, kneeling down to him. The others looked on, girls blushing and giggly over the cute yaoi-ness.
"Are you alright, Toshiro?"
The child was ticked off. "I'm going to kill the author..."
"Shiro-honey, what's wrong? I saved you! You're alright now! I'll protect you!"
The murderous intent was quite clear. "Kill...Author...."
"Shiro-poo...?"
The Ice prince got up and ran off, leaving question marks and exclamation points blinking above the group. Eventually, when Shiro-chan's quest to find the not-even-born-yet author was over, they all lived happily ever after!
~*~
Done! ^^ Gonna go divve-bomb into my pillow now... Tell me, have I ruined your life with this? XD I normally write better than this... Seriously! There's proof in this thread's history!
I must get my attention back to my lists, though... -_-; -Has a list of One-Shot, Smut-Shot and AU-Shot fanfics to write- Sweet dreams, mina-san! -Waves-