{exo} The Statistical Probability of Falling In Love

[xiujaemin]

title: The Statistical Probability of Falling In Love
pairing: girl! Baekhyun/D.O., side! Xiumin/Chen, Sehun/Kai
word count: 8714 words
rating: R (because rating this as PG-13 just feels so wrong)
summary: Kyungsoo believes that life follows a certain line of code: an array of numbers pre-arranged to keep things in order, a group of equations to

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[baekmebacon]

What is the statistical probability of me choking while reading this?

XIUCHEEEEEENNNNNNN

[xiujaemin]

what is the statistical probability of you choking on popcorn while reading this?

SEKAIIIIIIIII lol

[baekmebacon]

SEKAIIIIIII

[baekmebacon]

WHAT IS THE STATISTICAL PROBABILITY OF JONGIN CHOKING ON SEHUN'S DICK?

[canadaphile]

And now that she’s formed a coherent greeting in her mind and a plan of action programmed in her brain, he doesn’ttake the initiative to look up. She doesn’t want to bother him with her great presence, anyway. Wow. Tsundere much?

.“Guys I’m in the middle of a crisis here can you stop eating each other’s faces and help me first. Guys. GUYS.” Poor Kyungsoo. Consult the internet, since Jongin's busy. The internet always gives good advice.

“Look at Luhan. Just look at that person. He can’t be trusted! He’s always looking at you as if he’s going to either eat you up or sell your first-borns to the richest couple he could find.” Sounds accurate. He only has eyes for Minseok~

Yixing is my sweet, forgetful child. /pets him lovingly

TIME TO LYSOL THE APARTMENT.

...he is such a sucker for Jongin’s aegyo. He's the cutest little fucker.

[xiujaemin]

thank you for always commenting on my our fics huhu ilysm uwu

[canadaphile]

✌（ゝ౪∂）～♥ You're welcome; I really like both your fics.