{exo} A Beginner’s Guide To Deductive Reasoning

[xiujaemin]

title: A Beginner’s Guide To Deductive Reasoning
pairing: Baekhyun/Chanyeol
word count: 1199 words. i shit you not.
rating: PG-13 (because i love writing fics where people say bad words)
summary: Baekhyun doesn't like losing,but what he doesn't like more is losing to Park Chanyeol.

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[baekmebacon]

JONGDAE IS THE GOD OF ALL DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIES.

I WILL ANTICIPATE HIS DEATH. loljk. <3

[xiujaemin]

i do not know why, but i love writing disney-quoting jongdae all the time. //le sighs//
why are you anticipating the death of your bias-wrecker. and why is your comment in all caps. why all the stress.

[baekmebacon]

BECAUTH THERE WATH NEVER AN ATH

[xiujaemin]

and there will never be an ath for the two of you //crieth at the reality//

[canadaphile]

"Debate team. . . what nerds," the former forensics competitor whispers as she lays on her desk.

I hate it when someone hears something I didn't mean for them to, and I have to think fast on my feet when they call me out on it. Why can't they accept my grumpy name-calling and leave me be?

Chanyeol has an unfair advantage over the other team with that fucking voice of his. While everyone's ogling him and just melting from his voice, he could be saying stuff like "Political parties are always at war because of pickles. I propose the Party Party. . ." and everyone would just be smiling in a daze and nodding.

Jongdage developed a Scottish accent. “BUT YEH CANNAE MARRY A MAN YEH JUST MEHT!" I do not know why. It just kind of happened.

Kisses and punches and forced dating. . . sounds like my kind of debate. ;D

=^..^=~

[xiujaemin]

omg why are you giving me so many ideas. i feel like doing a prequel OTL

JONGDAE WITH A SCOTTISH ACCENT //chokes// this reminds me of my friend who likes pretending that he's Merida.

thanks for reading and commenting! applause to you for always putting up with the crap i write

[canadaphile]

(¬ω¬) Molto bene.

Disney princess AU. Jongdae as Merida.

[xiujaemin]

i just really might work on this even though i have a lot of wips to write OTL
//consults Merida for a good plot//

[xiujaemin]

i cringed when i wrote that part because CHEESE. i'm sorry, i am made out of cheese TT__TT
and i guess my usage of disney princess quotes will never end~ because merida and mulan are with me //raughs

thank you for reading and commenting!~ ♥

[baekfics]

Lol its cute! ♥

[xiujaemin]

the cheesiness is cringe-worthy lmao.
thank you for reading and commenting!~