{exo} Give Love (to weird baristas who like staring at your butt)

[xiujaemin]

title: Give Love (to weird baristas who like staring at your butt)
pairing: Xiumin/Luhan
word count: 4239 words
rating: PG-13
summary: Minseok doesn’t need to be a psychic to know that Luhan is weird and has a strong attraction for him.
warning: (highlight to see) too many Mulan jokes.

Comments

[canadaphile]

I was wondering what kind of fic would come from that signboard prompt. I never even considered it as anything else, which is incredibly narrow-minded and uncreative of me. So glad you ran with it, though, because this was hilarious.

I felt so much secondhand embarrassment reading this because Lu Han's flirting (?) and Jongdae's incorrect references physically hurt. How Minseok could stand to be around such people is beyond me, but he's still sane. Such a strong man. uu

Loved the helpful wingmen, Zitao and Jongdae. Risking pride and friendships to bring Minseok and Lu Han together. We all could use such devouted friends.

Best line from the whole fic: “Bitch did you just ‘k’ me?”

=^..^=~

[xiujaemin]

tbh i was supposed to be writing a killer fic but ended up filling for this prompt instead. OTL

this was inspired by my friends making Mulan jokes,with me rebutting with ones from mean girls. (it really doesn't go well)

that line just came out when a friend texted me "k" after i sent her a long-ass message. idk? lels

thanks for reading and commenting! //hugs you//

[canadaphile]

I'd think this was more fun than a killer fic. (I love killer fics, though.) Funnier, at least. UwU It was a good prompt.

I can't imagine Mulan vs Mean Girl would work out well. Work with what you know, obviously. Makes for an amusing story afterwards.

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[baekmebacon]

FAAAAAA MULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

MINSEOK DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A COW.

“What I mean is, WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT MAN PURSE IT IS DISGUSTING, IT IS ALMOST THE SAME AS WEARING COUPLE TURTLE NECKS IN PUBLIC.”

WHAT IS WRONG WITH WEARING TURTLE NECKS. THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH TURTLE NECKS IS WHEN YOU PAIR IT WITH SHORTS AND DANCE GONE NOT AROUND ANY LONGER.

...and doesn’t even notice when Jongdae goes out the door, a paper bag with two holes in front covering his whole head that suspiciously looks like one of the paper bags the coffee shop has for take outs.

YOU ARE DISGRACING MY JONGDAE. NONE FOR YOU GRAY COCO. YOU SUCK GRAY COCO. (no srsly, our jokes suck. you should never share our jokes like this. my embarrassment gull... i die. no.)

[xiujaemin]

what is disgusting is seeing hyung dance gone not around any longer in a turtle neck.

gray coco is sorry, hani coco. but gray coco does not regret this, hani coco.
(actually nobody will know where the jokes come from if you don't tell them)

[baekmebacon]

Since we sang a lot of Disney Songs earlier, a sequel featuring the songs we sang (with twist in the lyrics) for the sequel please.

PLEAAAAAAAAAASE GRAY COCO.

[xiujaemin]

why are you doing this to me hani coco. why are you enabling me to write more shit. whyyy

[bicurious_chen]

Honor on you, honor on your family, honor on this fic!
Mulan references *dead
Lmao jongdae, we could be the best of friends. If only...

[xiujaemin]

thank you!~ //hugs//

(i shouldn't have watched mulan after hanging out with my disney-crazed friends)
(no u shouldn't befriend jongdae, he will ruin your life before fixing it uwu)

[xiujaemin]

mulan is one of the best disney movies i have ever watched. honor to us all~
thank you for reading and commenting! //hugs//

[sushi12]

This has to be the best thing I read in a while! All those Mulan quotes put into EXO dimension(?) are just freaking awesome! I totally loved it!!!!! Perhaps sequel? Lots of love!!!!

[xiujaemin]

thank you!~ //cries//
(i think i may have overused Mulan references though??)

[sushi12]

NEVER!