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[iceshark182]

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When I die, I want it to be amazing. I want people to talk about it for a long time. Not a car accident, or cancer, or something lame like a heart attack. I want to go out in a blaze of glory. I want to be in history books. People need to talk about how grand my death was. I want a typical conversation to resemble this.

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Comments

[sexydecoy]

I think I-D-E'ing is the ultimate way to go. Not in the whiny, post-pubescent goth "slit-wristy" way (or to a lesser degree: pills), but rather something like injecting yourself with the HIV a year prior, wrapping a tight tourniquet around your cock for a good two weeks so that it becomes stiff and ready to cut off in front of your lover, then concealing everything but your feet in a glass case. Your feet will be set on fire while you are unable to move and the flames eventually create heat on the glass and smoke is able to slip through the tiny wedges in which your feet stick out from, and right before you are about to loose consciousness, a large hammer falls upon the glass case, crashing its weight and many sharp pieces of glass onto you. You may need some help with this one, and I'd be glad to assist you. Even if it has become very cliche, suicide is the ultimate 'fuck you' to the world.

[j9caf]

I would like to get eaten by some sort of shark. Sure, it would be painful as hell, but you know everyone would remember it since it so seldom happens. Plus, I love sharks, and that's about as close as you can get to one. Actually, scratch all of that. I'd like to get attacked simultaneously by TWO GREAT WHITE SHARKS coming at me from both sides. I saw a video of a surfer who had this happen to him and just narrowly escaped with his life intact. It was awesome.
Another cool way to go out would be getting killed by a celebrity you hate, and then somehow exposing them with your dying breath like Kevin Spacey does to James Cromwell in L.A. Confidential. If I had to pick a career I could ruin, it would be Eddie Vedder. Oh wait, he's career's already ruined.

[j9caf]

HIS career's already ruined is what I mean.

[c_rugger155]

I want to be fucked to death by a battalion of beautiful babes! The leader, mad scientist babe ties me down and continuously pumps liquid viagra into my veins. Then a horde of hot honeys do me until I dehydrate and die of starvation!

Cheers!