I'M ON THE RIFT lyrics

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prepare for an macro picspam of epic proportions to come. NO, REALLY.

I'm so, so sorry for this.
the Torchwood version of "I'm On A Boat" by The Lonely Island lyrics for this 100% mine
there IS profanity, and a lot of it, given the contents of the original song, and definite Jack/Ianto-ness. you have been warned.
macros part one here


I’M ON THE RIFT SONG
Aww shit
Get your stun guns ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the Hub hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go

I’m on the Rift (I’m on the Rift)
I’m on the Rift (I’m on the Rift)
Everybody look at me fightin aliens on the Rift (aliens on the rift)
I’m on the Rift (I’m on the Rift)
I’m on the Rift
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking Rift (Rift, yeah)

I'm on the Rift motherfucker take a look at me
Straight drivin to the scene in the S-U-V
Bustin speed limits, getting there to clean up shit
You can't stop me motherfucker we Torchwood on the Rift

Take a picture, Rose, I'm on Jack ho’s (ho’s)
Eating grapes, playin cops, cause we’re such pros (pros)
I got my stopwatch, and my Risen Mitten
I'm feedin ‘fanwy, you at Estelle’s straight feedin kittens

I'm standin on a building, doin poses an’ shit
The building’s really tall, but heights don’ get me upset
But this ain't London, this is real as it gets
I'm on the Rift motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on the Rift and,
It's really active and,
I got a sexy RAF coat and really cool band
I'm the king of the world, on the Rift like Gwyneth
If you got claws ’n fangs, then you're sho' not me-eth
{Get the fuck up, this alien’s REAL!!!}

Fuck Boeshane, I'm on the Rift, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb the TARDIS, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm in the morgue with my boy, motherfucker (yeah)
My BAMF Welshman makes noise, motherfucker

Hey Doc, if you could see me go on (see me go on)
Arms spread wide facing Abbadon (Abbadon)
Danger like this only makes me yawn (makes me yawn)
Like the Bad Wolf, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on the Rift
Check out my invisible lift (yeah)
Doctor~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
Without space junk comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked Ianto

I’m on the Rift (I’m on the Rift)
I’m on the Rift (I’m on the Rift)
Everybody look at me fightin aliens on the Rift (aliens on the rift)
I’m on the Rift (I’m on the Rift)
I’m on the Rift
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking Rift (Rift, yeah)

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