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Hair-Raising April Fool's survey saaaaays... [audio/text]

Apr 20, 2010 00:18

( [Gunship log [audio recording]; unhackable] )

#audio, %location: gunship cockpit, computer, #gunship log, april fool, capcom high is dumb, *lash, green hair, srz bsns, *[edward falcon], #text

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[AND NOW FOR A MUNSTERBATION MONTAGE STARRING PIXLE AND ALSO PIXLE] things_go_boom April 21 2010, 03:36:48 UTC

[Alright.

So. She can't use the school's system. That's going to give Wily a notice that someone from Smash Academy is contacting them. She could use an e-mail from a third party and change her computer signature, but that's still going to pass from the computer hub.

So that's out.

Let's look at his profile. No return address or hometown. It's obviously out of the question to go to the school to contact him.

Hobbies include...Football, Boxing and...flying airplanes.]

power_fokker April 21 2010, 04:54:11 UTC

[...It's....]

power_fokker April 21 2010, 04:54:48 UTC

[...a girl riding a bird riding a plane?!

W-what is even going on anymore.]

things_go_boom April 21 2010, 04:57:20 UTC

[And so, Lash and Zapdos jump off majestically off of the remote controlled airplane as it narrowly misses Edward's own and she makes Zapdos fly as close to him as she can.]

HEEEEEY!

power_fokker April 21 2010, 04:59:06 UTC

Uhhh...good evening?

Tron, is that you? Your hair looks different...

things_go_boom April 21 2010, 04:59:46 UTC

No silly actually I'm...

things_go_boom April 21 2010, 05:00:45 UTC

...HEY NO ONE COMPARES ME TO TRON BONNE, SHE'S WAY DUMBER AND WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE GOT IT?

GOT IT?

power_fokker April 21 2010, 05:04:03 UTC

[Oh god this lady is craz---crazier than he thought she would be.]

O-oh. I'm terribly sorry then. Your name?

[Woops wind currents, gotta keep this plane in this air, not everyone is FLYING ON A BIRD, BLOOD HELL LADY YOU ARE CRAZY.]

things_go_boom April 21 2010, 05:05:40 UTC

[Yeah that's much better, British boy.]

Name's Lash! I bring you a message from...

[Dramatic Pause.]

things_go_boom April 21 2010, 05:05:53 UTC

[Sound of a flock of ducks flying overhead kinda ruins it.]

[...Waits for the ducks to pass by]

things_go_boom April 21 2010, 05:09:02 UTC

[BAAAAW moment ruined. Oh well.]

Name's Lash, I bring you a message from Smash Academy.

[And here she takes out a small flying robot that is carrying a piece of paper and makes it hover in front of him. It falls on his lap.]

There.

Bye now.

power_fokker April 21 2010, 05:11:24 UTC

H-hey! What do you mean, from Smash Academy?

[But she is gone. What a strange girl. Kinda cute, if you like someone who's insane...

He controls the plane with one hand, and opens up the small piece of paper.]

power_fokker April 21 2010, 05:12:37 UTC

[Oh! OH!

It is a phone number and a name!

Oh, that was probably the strangest way someone asked him out, but wow, what a way to do it! Since his last date stood him up it sounds like a good way to--]

power_fokker April 21 2010, 05:13:26 UTC

[---what aww the name is Samus Aran. That's not how Lash is spelled at all..]

power_fokker April 21 2010, 05:14:13 UTC

[So lonely...sob...]

power_fokker April 21 2010, 05:14:30 UTC

[...WAIT A MINUTE!]

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