So last night at work, around 11:30 while I'm starting to get ready to close stuff down this girl walks in and asks to use the phone book. Apparently her parents kicked her out of the house (lame) and she was trying to find someone's number. Unfortunately, because people keep stealing it, we don't have a white pages, and since it was 11:30 on a ( Read more... )

I skinned my ankle but my mom gave me a scooby doo band-aid to cover it up.

Fucking ownage.

the 35W bridge over the Mississippi collapsed today. I was working, thank god because I go to Twins games on wednesdays a lot (cheap tickets and food from various promotions), which means I have to cross it at roughly the time this happened ( Read more... )

Saw the Simpsons Movie today. I was very impressed, it was funny pretty much the entire way through. I'm pretty much at a loss for words to say how much I enjoyed it, but rest assured it was a lot.

About a month ago I got a call from Winona Hospital. My dad had had a minor stroke, and had something wrong with his lungs. I went down to see him as soon as I could (which was later that day). He didn't look good but the doctors said he was better than the day before. I got to talk with him, about just things in general, for about an hour or ( Read more... )

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We gather here today to mourn the loss of my laptop battery. It lived a long and full life, two years, three months, and some days. However, late last night as I sat at the kitchen table, it discharged its last electron. It no longer holds the charge of life, and sits as dead weight in my laptop. You will be missed, friend ( Read more... )

Purpose one: I has a facebook account - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=651366433Read more... )

...wait, I have a camera phone now....FUCK!"

That was my train of thought as the guy who had the best tatoo I've ever seen left the store tonight.

It took up his entire inner arm, from just above the wrist all the way up to a little up his bicep. It was an incredibly detailed replication of The Last Supper.

Yeah...like I said, pretty awesome.

I had to work tonight, and the person I was going to be working with noshowed. Of course since it's saturday, everyone off the schedule had an (in some cases lame) excuse not to cover for her. So I just worked a nine hour (closer to ten since I had to do all the closing duties by myself) saturday night shift alone. The assistant manager (who ( Read more... )