If I lived in Scotland, I would live off Haggis and Black Pudding.
Now I know how the Scot's can wear kilts in this weather.
I feel very strong today.

>> however as a result of a non-haggis day yesterday::  my nipples off.
And I will apply this phrase however-many times I like, thanks.
If not to add to my body of a 12 year old; I now look like teen ( Read more... )

Ninja Pants says:
did you touch her girly bits yet?

Lesson for the day? Don't talk to me on MSN when I'm writing reports.

Happy Birthday

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INT - L1 - Bahasa Indonesia - Period 1

Year 7 Boy
Nah Miss, it's not meat if it doesn't have legs!

Congratulations
to
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Anyone going to Sexpo?

...anyone want my free ticket?

Okay.

CODE 3 - STATE OF EMERGENCY.

I can't find my freakin' pants.

" why doesn't the university consider my social calender!!!" -
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holycrap! I only just realised...

My life; is completely, and utterly, ridiculous.
Who the hell works full time AND attempts to study Masters?

WTF

T- 4 Days.

holyfuckingshitballs.

This facebook thing is far too scary for my liking.

I think I'm going to delete it.

EDIT:: Deleted.