icedteainthebag's SEXY ANONYMOUS FANDOM KINKS MEME for Battlestar Galactica and X-Files fandomsSHARE YOUR FANFIC (OR OTHER) KINKS, whether they've been written or not
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I have a severe positional kink for women on top while receiving oral sex. It basically turns hot porn into BEST PORN EVER pretty much immediately.
I really, really like an edge of violence to my porn--I'm not *really* into non-con (though I've read some variations on the AMTDI storyline that work, especially when then include quasi-realistic recovery/relationship-reestablishment stuff) but I want the sense that both parties are just on the verge of forcing each other to be there. Mutual compulsion is very, very good.
And, since this is apparently where we're doing kink-related venting, re: XF: it pisses me the fuck off that most of the kink fic I've read--and most that's any good--totally gets the dynamic wrong. Like, Scully's a sub? Really? Have you...how can I say this...SEEN THE MOTHERFUCKING SHOW? More to the point, can you actually really picture Fox Mulder, Mr Abandonment Issues and Ego Complexes, as a top? Really? IDK, this bugs the living fuck out of me, but I don't know if I have the stamina (or the audience,
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Oh GOD, I just started laughing so hard at the idea of Mulder having a sex playroom. With a special cabinet for his whips and crops. And a flogging bench. All in Apartment 42.
OH FUCK ME UPSIDE DOWN, I'M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD.
There was the - oh Jesus, I've almost erased it from my head - the series where Mulder is injured, maimed, made disabled, by trying to rescue Bill Scully's little boy who has gotten into mischief at family gatherings gone bad?
SUSAN PROTO! *dies laughing* She was the one who also did the stories where Mulder had been horribly maimed (how fucked up was it that there was a whole genre called Muldertorture) and deaf and he could only sleep by Skinner spooning him, but it wasn't slash, OH NOES, Mulder called him Abah (Hebrew for father).
There was some truly great fic back in the day, but there was just SO DAMN MUCH OF IT that you had to do some serious wading through waist-deep shit.
And don't forget Life from the Ashes, the story where all the women get killed and Skinner becomes the king and Krycek and Mulder are his immortal sex slaves and Mulder has Skinner's babies through his bellybutton.
I can't make this shit up.
"Can we take Fox and the babies home now, Doctor?" Skinner asked.
"Yes. But first, I want to advise you against having anal sex with Prince Fox for at least three days and no sex through his navel for at least a month. The babies all had bowel movements except Angélique. I will stop by your apartment later to check on her."
"Doctor, what about Fox's withdrawal symptoms. Since he's not supposed to take that anti-pheromone drug while nursing, his withdrawal symptoms will start in about forty-eight hours," Skinner said.
"Sorry, I forgot about that. You can have anal sex as soon as he shows the first symptoms of withdrawal, just be very gentle with him. Remember he is still in a lot of pain."
You know, I never really have been a person who used recreational drugs, but after that, I really feel the need to get my shoes on, drive to a seedy part of town, stand on the street waving a $100 bill yelling "Heroin! And a clean needle please!" and shoot the hell up.
Pretty much everyone in this thread might want to give this article a read. I'd also suggest that you stop publicly judging people's personal sexual preferences in a forum that is supposed to be about sex positivity - especially if you aren't brave enough to write your own sex-positive porn.
What the hell?
anonymous
May 31 2009, 02:01:29 UTC
Speaking for myself only,
I am sex-positive. I am not, however, shitty writing positive.
I don't care how people make love. I do care about good stories about well-crafted characters - not unrecognizable caricatures - making love.
I embrace and salute kink. I reject and have contempt for stupidity and that would include an author's own stupidity at their craft, and an author assuming I am a stupid person who buys into this drivel they wrote.
If there is a nearly universal condemnation of the quality of Submissive!Scully fic, is it because we're all prudish nasty women who can't tap into fantasies? Hell no. It's because these stories are poorly written crap. Take Dana Scully from where we see and know her, show us her other side, make us believe it with skillful writing, and you'll be fine. If you fail, that's your fault as a writer.
I don't see any judging of people's sexual preferences going on here, only judgment of writing. What's the use of having someone writing BDSM if they write really shitty, laughable BDSM? It makes a mockery of the entire thing, which, I think you would agree, isn't sex-positive at all.
I really, really like an edge of violence to my porn--I'm not *really* into non-con (though I've read some variations on the AMTDI storyline that work, especially when then include quasi-realistic recovery/relationship-reestablishment stuff) but I want the sense that both parties are just on the verge of forcing each other to be there. Mutual compulsion is very, very good.
And, since this is apparently where we're doing kink-related venting, re: XF: it pisses me the fuck off that most of the kink fic I've read--and most that's any good--totally gets the dynamic wrong. Like, Scully's a sub? Really? Have you...how can I say this...SEEN THE MOTHERFUCKING SHOW? More to the point, can you actually really picture Fox Mulder, Mr Abandonment Issues and Ego Complexes, as a top? Really? IDK, this bugs the living fuck out of me, but I don't know if I have the stamina (or the audience, ( ... )
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The sex basement(!) is in the new house M&S move into and I think it has all you mentioned and more.
Just wait till Skinner and Sydney the hooker who looks just like...guess who? show up. As does her pimp.
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There was the - oh Jesus, I've almost erased it from my head - the series where Mulder is injured, maimed, made disabled, by trying to rescue Bill Scully's little boy who has gotten into mischief at family gatherings gone bad?
SUSAN PROTO! *dies laughing* She was the one who also did the stories where Mulder had been horribly maimed (how fucked up was it that there was a whole genre called Muldertorture) and deaf and he could only sleep by Skinner spooning him, but it wasn't slash, OH NOES, Mulder called him Abah (Hebrew for father).
There was some truly great fic back in the day, but there was just SO DAMN MUCH OF IT that you had to do some serious wading through waist-deep shit.
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MERMAN KRYCEK.
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I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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I can't make this shit up.
"Can we take Fox and the babies home now, Doctor?" Skinner asked.
"Yes. But first, I want to advise you against having anal sex with Prince Fox for at least three days and no sex through his navel for at least a month. The babies all had bowel movements except Angélique. I will stop by your apartment later to check on her."
"Doctor, what about Fox's withdrawal symptoms. Since he's not supposed to take that anti-pheromone drug while nursing, his withdrawal symptoms will start in about forty-eight hours," Skinner said.
"Sorry, I forgot about that. You can have anal sex as soon as he shows the first symptoms of withdrawal, just be very gentle with him. Remember he is still in a lot of pain."
Oh, and one of the babies is an angel.
Can't.
Make.
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Up.
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I am sex-positive. I am not, however, shitty writing positive.
I don't care how people make love. I do care about good stories about well-crafted characters - not unrecognizable caricatures - making love.
I embrace and salute kink. I reject and have contempt for stupidity and that would include an author's own stupidity at their craft, and an author assuming I am a stupid person who buys into this drivel they wrote.
If there is a nearly universal condemnation of the quality of Submissive!Scully fic, is it because we're all prudish nasty women who can't tap into fantasies? Hell no. It's because these stories are poorly written crap. Take Dana Scully from where we see and know her, show us her other side, make us believe it with skillful writing, and you'll be fine. If you fail, that's your fault as a writer.
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