Apr 17, 2008 05:12
Dear IMDB
I'm actually 5'4...closer to 5'5 but I round down...cause...well...I'm short.
And though I was voted Unsexiest man by some piece of shit tabloid, I was also voted 2008's Sexiest Man by Patrick Stump Unpublished/Imaginary Weekly in a poll conducted just now. By me. Of me.