Report 111 [Accidental Video]

[iceandivory]

[This is Hitsugaya. This is the river.

This is Hitsugaya dunking his head into the river.

He'll come up. Eventually. Maybe.

But not before the feed times out.]

Comments

[Video]

[supermistfrog]

[Have a very, very tired and sallow-looking Fran. He appears as if he hasn't showered, slept or even left the house in about... six days, actually.]

Ch. Like the angel with the problem family said, there really are better ways of killing yourself.

...

But dying wouldn't really be helpful to the investigation, especially when the animus specifically told us not to.

What a failure of a "captain", giving up so easily and ignoring orders.

[...yeah. No one told him about filters being back on.]

[Video]

[iceandivory]

[His reply is delayed at least fifteen minutes, likely more, but he doesn't look any better when he answers.]

You have no right to decide what sort of captain I am.

[He musters up as much frustration as he can, enough insult, and it's not difficult. He's full to the brim with it right now. But most of it is focused toward himself rather than toward Fran as he'd prefer the illusionist believe.

Re: [Video]

[supermistfrog]

[The annoyance and insult goes ignored. Six days he's lived with suicidal housemates and those looks are standard by this point.]

It's from observation that I got my conclusion.

Isn't suicide admitting to yourself that you've failed? You speak for yourself, "captain" Hitsugaya. In other words, you've already decided what you are by doing this, haven't you?

I'm just saying how it is, really.

[Video]

[iceandivory]

[It frustrates him to no end that people assume he was trying to off himself, but at the same time, he doesn't say anything to refute it. Admitting the real reason is far too embarrassing.

Besides, he's not too far off the mark. Hitsugaya's failing with a lot of things at the moment.]

So you insist.

[mere_shopkeeper]

[Urahara doesn't even bother responding to the video over the PCD. Or the reactions of other people, because frankly they seem a bit over the top to him. Instead, he's taking himself over to the river, planting a geta on Hitsugaya's behind and kicking him into the river.]

[iceandivory]

[This is where being able to sense reiatsu usually came in handy. People usually couldn't sneak up on you. Well, not today. Without any warning, he's booted right into the river and forced to push his way up with an angry curse.]

[mere_shopkeeper]

[The shopkeeper crouches at the edge of the river and smiles slightly.]

Feel better? If not, I may be able to find some ice cubes~

[iceandivory]

[He grimaces at the self-proclaimed salesman for a few seconds before spitting out a stream of water aimed at his face.]

[Video]

[notamageiswear]

... I hope you're only looking for something.

[Video]

[iceandivory]

[This reply is delayed, just like all the others, and answered by a wet and frustrated Hitsugaya.]

...Something like that.

[Video]

[notamageiswear]

Such as?

[Video]

[iceandivory]

Nothing important.

[Everything important.]

[huntressrip]

..Vat are you doing?

[iceandivory]

Bobbing for apples.

[So dry, so angry, so sarcastic that this is obviously not the case.]

[huntressrip]

[She gets that and can't help but find this amusing.]

Bobbing for apples? Vell, it looks more like bobbing for fish to me. Not zhe most effective vay to go fishing.

[iceandivory]

Wonderful. I'm not hungry.

[video]

[fanismighter]

HEY! What are you doing?

[video]

[iceandivory]

[He doesn't reply for a good fifteen minutes or more, but when he does, he's still wet and he's still frustrated.]

Minding my own business.

[video]

[fanismighter]

By dunking your head into the water like that?

[video]

[iceandivory]

[Oh. Did she not get it?]

Yes.