love those red states

[ice_9]

foobiwan, how is it that you love the red states so much when their denizens build towns right there in your state that seem antithetical to everything you stand for? no porn and no abortions... if they banned motorcycles and coed joggers, it would be your personal hell

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[betternewthings]

Those wackos are on my side.

I prefer those wackos to the other wackos.

These wackos outlaw porn and abortion.

Your wackos endorse the killing of a hundred million people.

I figure the choice is obvious.

[ice_9]

your wackos support a religion whose major recreational activity for hundreds of years was killing brown people.

[speechwriter]

Now wait just a goddamn minute! As a Catholic I demand full recognition of my religions efforts to kill Black muslims AS WELL AS brown and yellow if we could find them. All that effort will not be brushed aside so cavalierly as that.

[ice_9]

cheerfully amended. equal opportunity slaughter.