A few pointers

[ice_9]

There seem to be a lot of tourists in NYC this week, what with New Year's coming up and all the kiddies off school. I realize that some of you may be having a little trouble with New York, so here's a list of helpful tips for you.

• New Yorkers walk on the right. This allows us to maintain a flow of traffic in both directions even on those narrow

Comments

[speechwriter]

Well played sir. I laughed pretty hard, that was better than Larry David.

[ice_9]

Thanks. I probably could have kept going, but that seemed like enough bitching for one day.

[betternewthings]

children are logistically evil.

[arent_i_cool]

New Yorkers are just big fuzzy teddy bears just waiting for a chance to express their love.