Michael Jackson was really good. I'm listening to Dangerous. There's some cool things going on on that record.

ugh.

Got my PA back from Chris today. Yay! Watching movies is just not the same without it.

Would it be rude to tell the crowd at the open mic on Tuesday "If you don't like this, Fuck you!"? I feel the right people would get it.

I wish I knew a drummer. I want to do Bauhaus covers because that would rock.

I just bought a DVD titled An Introduction to Scientology which features interviews with L Ron Hubbard.

I have a headache.

I also don't know what to do for New Year's Eve.

M.C. Hammer had a total of five dance moves that were all very similar.

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Your ironic jokes are just a cover up for the fact that you're not actually being ironic.

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I got some spam saying I won 1,200,000 pounds from some lottery. Ha! That would be cool.