Don't blame it on the dinosaurs

[icarus_penguin]

I was watching a television show the other day about when the dinosaurs went extinct. Apparently a really big meteor slammed into the earth and really screwed up the weather and all the dinosaurs died. Well, not really all of them, I guess, because birds are descended from dinosaurs. I guess we kind of adapted, but most of the dinosaurs that you

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[xerhino]

No, no, no. The bible explains all this. God so loved and/or hated us that he sent his son to earth, but since heaven out past the Oort cloud there was a huge relativistic speed difference. When Jesus arrived he was still moving at 10% of the speed of light and plowed into the earth with the force of a million Hiroshima's. That's why at Catholic mass they drink wine to represent the magma that was ejected from the earth when he hit and they eat wafers to represent the iridium he was bringing us as a present.

Read the bible; it's in there with some other equally improbable stuff. Jesus was converted to energy for your sins.

[xerhino]

Ok, I know it's not cool to laugh at your own humor, but I just reread this and ha! "Jesus was converted to energy for your sins"? I may have to write a religious pamphlet devoted to that.

[auzjeweii]

Are you reaching your full potential in Jesus? :D

It's ok to laugh

[icarus_penguin]

After all it really IS funny.