I'm back to normal. I'm beard-free and can control the volume of my voice again. No thanks to some people. *glares at Bobby*

Why is Wolverine here? He's stalking me, isn't he? He's jealous of how totally cooler than him I am.

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THIS IS NOTHING LIKE ME!! STOP LAUGHING, ICEMAN!!

WHY DO I HAVE A BEARD AND WHY DO I HAVE PROBLEMS CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE??

WHY DO I GET THE SUDDEN URGE TO QUOTE FLASH GORDON??

GORDON'S ALIVE??

IMPETUOUS BOY!!

OH WELL, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER?? DIIIIVE!!

Hey Drake, I've got a great idea for the next prank we can play on Wolverine...

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Now I just need to find a gorilla suit...

Hey Drake, I got a present for ya...


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I have free puppies and beer! Who wants some?


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Hey Drake, how are Spidey and Firestar nowadays?

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Just a word of warning to you losers: Stay away from the Cheesy Puffs!

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So it's come to my attention that new people have joined Brawl. Great. More people to ignore me. But, if there are any people that actually care, I'm the Merc-With-A-Mouth known as Deadpool. If you want anybody that you want taken care of, just drop me a line and we'll negotiate a price.

I'm hungry. Give me nachos.

Feed the merc, tuppence a bag.

Hee. Tuppence.