FIC: Because That's How They Think [Runaways]

[daughtersofisis]

OSHI-- HET?!

Title: Because That's How They Think.
Fandom: Runaways [comic].
Rating: PG-13 for language and extremely mild het. I think I am allergic to heterosexuals.
Genre: . . . Angst? I don't even know.
Summary: Gert thinks about shit. I just. I do not know.
Warnings: Het (OH MY GOD).
Pairings/Characters: Gert/Chase, Molly.
Author's Note:

Comments

I CAN ONLY EXPRESS MY JOY AND LOVE IN CAPSLOCK

[twitchdemon]

I AM RATHER UNCERTAIN WHAT MADE YOU THINK THIS FIC WAS SHIT, BECAUSE I SORT OF SQUEALED A LOT OVER IT. REPEATEDLY. AND THEN READ IT AT LEAST FOUR TIMES. AND AFTER I LEAVE THIS COMMENT I AM GOING TO GO READ IT AGAIN.

DID I MENTION THIS IS REALLY GOOD? ESPECIALLY THE PART WITH MOLLY AND THE CHICKENS AND THEIR SHIT AND THE PLAYBOY WEBSITE AND THE LAPTOP WITH THE BUTTERFLY STICKER AND, LIKE, A BATRILLION LITTLE DETAILS LIKE THE BRAND OF TOOTHPASTE CHASE USES AND JUST . . . SHIT. THIS IS REALLY GOOD. YOU ARE SORT OF 100000% AMAZING.

ASDFDFDF ABUHH. MY ARTICULATION IS SORT OF SHOT, SO NOW I AM GOING TO GO READ THIS AGAIN. AND AGAIN. UNTIL MY COMPUTER BREAKS OR SOMETHING FROM THE SHEER TOUR DE FORCE OF EXCELLENCE.

(AND HETEROS. I CANNOT BELIEVE I GOT YOU TO WRITE HET. AHAHAHA.)

Re: I CAN ONLY EXPRESS MY JOY AND LOVE IN CAPSLOCK

[daughtersofisis]

Er. Wow. A grand total of zero lower-case letters? I do believe we have a new record!

And . . . thanks. I am glad it did not suck! I am still writing you another one, though. This was too short. (See? I have diseases. WITNESS MY DISEASES.) I am also somewhat surprised that you read this FOUR TIMES. I did not even read it four times, and I wrote the damn thing.

Also: You did not catch the eight batrillion grammatical errors! I am shocked. It must be the unexpectedness of the heteros that caught you off-balance.

HAPY BIRFDAY LULS. <3 (Please ignore Mnsr. Jerusalem. I am too lazy to log in properly.)

Re: I CAN ONLY EXPRESS MY JOY AND LOVE IN CAPSLOCK

[daughtersofisis]

P.S. OF COURSE CHASE USES COLGATE. CREST IS FOUL, FOUL STUFF. CREST IS THE TOOTHPASTE OF THE DEVIL AND HIS WORMY HENCHFOLK. COLGATE IS POWER! COLGATE FOR ALL! *pounds drums of war*

[taito_kisses]

HOLY SHIT, SCIENCE

I would really like to make comments such as, "LOOK AT THE TIME" but you are my RL friend and therefor it would be creepy. Still, I am very tempted to say it. I'll just settle with-

OMG YOU'RE SO TALENTED ILU

[daughtersofisis]

Oh, my darling. You may comment on raep!time anytime you like. And thank you so much for reading! You always read. You are always adorable. Damnit, I must HUG. *hugs*

[fragmentedsky]

I don't actually know you, and I don't generally even read fanfic, but I followed the link from the_leapfrog on a whim and I'm so glad I did. This is amazing! Your writing style is perfect for the characters you're dealing with, and Gert's perspective is spot-on. If you are so inclined, I'd love to see you write a matching story about the scenario from Chase's perspective.

[amarin_rose]

I love. :)

[drunky_pinja]

I've never felt a more awesome combination of amusement and fuzziness inside of me. Seriously, I not only cracked up but was completely taken over by the amount of sweetness these two have for each other. Gert, you silly gal you.