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[ibid32]

You know what's fun? Coming up with verbs to bullet point under "Membership Development Chair, Alpha Theta Coeducational Fraternity." I think I can fit "Embiggened" in there somewhere.

I hate resumé writing. It's official. More than anything. Yet I wish to be employed.

Such quandries.

Comments

[spartana07]

how bout "fraternized?"

eh? eh?

[powerleca]

I think I can fit "Embiggened" in there somewhere.

it's a perfectly cromulent word

[magus145]

You developed synergized members into a new global paradigm.

[urielao]

Do you hate it more than you hate the patriarchy?

[ibid32]

The patriarchy doesn't helpfully coalesce all at once into a single word document to sharpen my hatred into near homocidal levels...

[retiredhegemon]

I too hated resume writing. I was lucky and never had to write one as a undergrad.

Yet I live. How is this possible? Grad School.

Thank God for well-endowed support.

[mrsmetallian]

Yet I live. How is this possible? Grad School.

Just wait until you discover the wonder of the CV...

[ibid32]

If you wish to tell me that writing a resumé is less excruciating than applying for grad school, I won't believe you.