Famous Last Words

[iantojjackh]

Title: Famous Last Words
Author: Iantojjackh
Rating: PG
Summary: What can go wrong with the advise: Just listen to Owen, he's done this before.
Characters: Jack, Ianto and Owen
Notes: written for tw100 challenge 280: Bad Advice. My mind is very twisted first thing in the morning.

Comments

[captain91]

ooh i see the beginning. the beginning is... sparkly lol

and yes i can imagine threating to penetrate jack with a shoe heel wouldn't work very well as a threat. now for other reasons...

[iantojjackh]

Thanks. Yeah heh Owen was a bad boy.

Yeah Jack might have enjoyed the heels too much but he's not telling.

[badly_knitted]

LOL! I'm sure Jack insisted on trying out the heel for size, lol! He's always up for innovation! (Reminds me of the one with the wrench...)

I'm sure Ianto looks great in drag... Owen, not so much.

[iantojjackh]

Thanks.

Yeah. Jack enjoyed the pictures of Ianto too much they wore out.

[tardisjournal]

Oh dear! The things they got away with in the days right after Ianto started at Torchwood! Could be a series all its own.

I'm more than a little disturbed by Ianto's suspicion that it wasn't a prank and that Owen is in the habit of dressing in drag! LOL WUT!

Yeah, I think even Jack wouldn't care to let a high heel wielded by an angry, humiliated Welshman anywhere near his assets.

At least it ended well.

eta: Were you really feeling "blah" when you posted that? Because LJ just seems to add that mood to most posts I make, and I was wondering if that was happening to you too. If you really are feeling "blah", I'm sorry to hear that.

[iantojjackh]

Thanks.

Oh yeah it was a fun time when Ianto first started. The indignity he faced to help Lisa, but I'm sure it was funny.

Well this is Ianto and he isn't know Owen yet..,and then he started photoshopping Owen in drag. Evil Ianto,was born.

Yes it ended well and a new line of games were born.

Yes, the blah was added by LJ. I wasn't feeling blah when I wrote this. Stupid new formatting. Have you been having issuEs with notifications too? Mines been wonky for the last few days.

[tardisjournal]

I figured. I hate, hate, hate the new formatting. They took away the default size font ("medium") I used throughout my entire journal and if I want it in new entries I have to manually code it for each paragraph. I chose that font because my eyesight is terrible (even with glasses) and it's much easier for me to read than than the default "small". They also added default "margins" around blocks of text making for weird spacing that I don't want. When I fix it manually, their coding overrides it. And to top it all off, they randomly assign moods no one is feeling! And yes, now notifications are wandering in late, sometimes up to two or three days. Hey LJ, here's a mood for you--PISSED OFF!

/rant

Ahem.

[timelordshines]

Lol! I so want to see those photos!

[iantojjackh]

Jack is not sharing. He's using them to wank off. Maybe that was a little too much over share.

Thanks.

You get my email from Sunday? Did it work?

[timelordshines]

Hehe it's ok. We all know why Jack took the photos!

Yes I got it thanks :-) I was going to reply yesterday but my email was playing up. Hopefully it will have fixed itself by tonight.
The file opened but I've not had chance to look at it yet. Hopefully will some time this week. Thanks again for looking at it! Much appreciated!

[iantojjackh]

I'm glad it worked. I can't wait to see it completed:)

[owensheart]

*giggle* did having a heel shoved up his arse stop Jacks laughter because it scared him or because he was acutally contemplating it.

Great drabble, I like Owen in drag heh heh.

[iantojjackh]

Lol. That is upto your imagination to decide, but knowing Jack it could be either way.

Thanks.