The Six Foot Thing

[iantojjackh]

Title: The Six Foot Thing
Author: iantojjackh
Rating: PG for minor adult themes
Summary: What's six feet long and now Jack's pride and joy?
Disclaimer: see profile
Warnings: As in the prior drabble, exercise cation while eating and drinking
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen and Tosh
Notes: written for tw100 challenge: mammoth. Follows prior drabble Just Another Day in

Comments

[tardisjournal]

ROFL! I mean, poor Owen. But still, the mental images this is creating... *giggle*

I'm wondering how long it will be until someone sets fire to the thing. LOL.

[iantojjackh]

Thanks. Yeah, Ianto is in the corner laughing.

Hmm that gives me an idea for a sequel of sorts. Your a genius my dear.

[badly_knitted]

*snort* How did Owen manage to trip over it? It's big enough that he couldn't fail to notice it was there, I guess he's been walking around with his eyes averted, trying not to look at it, lol!

Trust Jack to be so proud of it that he's carrying it around with him! *grin*

[iantojjackh]

Thank you.

Maybe Owen caught one of the corners of it while not watching where he was going.

Jack might need to mount it somewhere.

[lilyrose225]

Jack, sweetie, I know you're proud, but I think Ianto is much less enthusiastic of the idea of you having a six foot dick. I know I would be. *shudders*

[iantojjackh]

Thanks.

A six foot dick is a scary thing to Ianto...sometimes too much of Jack isn't a good thing.

[asia27]

ROTFL!!! OMG, I've just spent more than 10 minutes coughing up a lung, thank you! I knew it had to be Jack's dick! Owen, you should never tease Jack about his point of pride; you could get hurt!

Love this drabble :D

[iantojjackh]

Thanks

Sorry about making you cough but the boys were evil with this one.

[owensheart]

Hahahaha I'd love to read that report.

[iantojjackh]

Thanks. Owen probably made Ianto shred the report.