Tangent
Title: Tangent
Author: iantojjackh
Summary: Jack goes off on a little tangent and only one is paying attention.
Rating: PG
Characters: Team
Spoilers: Everything Changes
Warnings: None
Notes: 17th fill for the challenge. Written for tw100 challenge: Open using the past prompt Reverse fandom: SG-1. Tangent was an episode opinion the 4th season of SG-1. Since the original challenge was a double drabble so is this. Also this is a little sneak peek into the continuation of my Owned Verse.
Tangent
"There you go. I can taste it. Estrogen. Definitely estrogen. You take the Pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle, feminizes the fish? It goes all the way up into the sky, and then falls all the way back down on to me. Contraceptives in the rain. Love this planet. Still, at least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again." Jack grandstanded as the others worked. His words were ignored by everyone, save for one. The one who was not even at the scene.
"Please say you're joking," Ianto's voice cracked over the com on the dedicated line between him and Jack. Of course, Jack was joking. It was biologically impossible for males to get pregnant, but a lot could happen in three thousand years of evolution.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Jack tried to flirt his way out of his, everyone else still oblivious to the conversation he was having.
"Yes, I would like to know and you will tell me if you want to ever have sex again." Ianto threatened his lover with no hint of joking.
"We'll talk about this later." Jack clicked off his earpiece and turned his attention back toward the team.
Author: iantojjackh
Summary: Jack goes off on a little tangent and only one is paying attention.
Rating: PG
Characters: Team
Spoilers: Everything Changes
Warnings: None
Notes: 17th fill for the challenge. Written for tw100 challenge: Open using the past prompt Reverse fandom: SG-1. Tangent was an episode opinion the 4th season of SG-1. Since the original challenge was a double drabble so is this. Also this is a little sneak peek into the continuation of my Owned Verse.
Tangent
"There you go. I can taste it. Estrogen. Definitely estrogen. You take the Pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle, feminizes the fish? It goes all the way up into the sky, and then falls all the way back down on to me. Contraceptives in the rain. Love this planet. Still, at least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again." Jack grandstanded as the others worked. His words were ignored by everyone, save for one. The one who was not even at the scene.
"Please say you're joking," Ianto's voice cracked over the com on the dedicated line between him and Jack. Of course, Jack was joking. It was biologically impossible for males to get pregnant, but a lot could happen in three thousand years of evolution.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Jack tried to flirt his way out of his, everyone else still oblivious to the conversation he was having.
"Yes, I would like to know and you will tell me if you want to ever have sex again." Ianto threatened his lover with no hint of joking.
"We'll talk about this later." Jack clicked off his earpiece and turned his attention back toward the team.