Here;s an engrish (no joke this is real engrish) transration of my past few ljs:

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You put together and unused ベーゲル!
Before the recent entry item archive friend user information 20 Concerning this journal so! Like those where is that in order to feel the power of the just my awesomeness is ( Read more... )

To-day is le day that I shall get laid.

Ha, just kidding... Anyway, there's this girl across from me wearing a really coot pantsuit sort of thing and the colors go great with her... She's extremely pretty, but get this.
She has a nose ring.
Isn't that something you'd just SO not expect in a business suit?! I LOVE IT! IT'S HAWT!

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Whaz up, carnival sluts!

I'm here today to announce to you that I have nothing to announce! yeah! Tell me what you think!

And remember, When In Doubt, Just Think Retirement!

I have teh headache...

Did you ever get teh headache before's?  Man oh man, man.  These headache things really ache my head, you know what I'm sayin?

ow.

So h'anyways, I am way too awesome for this headache.  I don't even know the guy.  I mean, why's he always gotta be all up in's mah head?

What the Fugue, man?

So when you see the flash, Duck ( Read more... )

there's a neat girl over there... I wonder if I should go talk to her.

WHat do you guys say?

01. Who are you ( Read more... )

In my comic books, you can always tell the bad women.  The bad women always have narrow eyes and larges busts.  The good women have round eyes and medium-sized busts.  My mom had round eyes.

-Eddie, The Courtship of Eddie's Father

So hey everyone! I totally burned out this weekend doing nothing but HOMEWORK HOMEWORK HOMEWORK.... T_T remind me ( Read more... )

Dipponic Shaman Rule #1: When you do something, do it with precision.  When paying for a hooker, give her exact change.  Except when she gives you a venereal disease.  Then pay the bitch nothing.

Such is the Dipponic Order.

So once again, I mention a girl.

Remember the girl I said was taken? Okay, let me be more specific.  In the last entry, I ( Read more... )

So anyway, to be brief, a girl was checking me out today, and I think to myself, wow, with my luck, she's probably taken.

Well, she is, and she was just messing with my head.

Will I ever find a gurl?

Hrm....

this journal entry is dedicated to a very special girl (you know who you are).

I'm finding my way back to sanity again ( Read more... )