Comments | ianki: In which i'm a curmudgeon

ianki

In which i'm a curmudgeon

Mar 13, 2007 21:47

What the fuck am I doing in Washington DC? This is a question I have yet to really answer myself. Yes, it is spring break, and yes the usually means a “break” of sorts, but there is nothing really that should bring me to this city. As far as I can tell, it is entirely populated by politics and museums, neither of which I care for all that much ( Read more... )

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kaiapopolis March 14 2007, 19:30:51 UTC

if there is one thing I am good at it is platitudes.

ianki March 15 2007, 04:22:57 UTC

"so i'm in DC while my brother is living it up at SXSW."
"what? I thought you were supposed to be the cool brother."

kaiapopolis March 15 2007, 08:08:04 UTC

and who said that?

anonymous March 19 2007, 03:58:51 UTC

I love the part about giving unnecessary information to strangers. You're lucky you didn't grow up vegetarian.

(scene: at a restaurant)
Mom: Is there anything vegetarian on the menu?
Dad: You know, I bet they could make you an omelet, even if it's not on the menu.
Alec: There are some vegetarian things on the menu, I'm fine...
(waiter comes)
Waiter: Ready to order?
Mom: My son, Alec, is a vegetarian. Do you have anything without meat?
Alec: Yeah, they're on the menu... I picked something out...
Dad: Do you think you could make him an omelet?

For some reason, I hated that they had to say my name to strangers.