What a zoo

[ianaman]

Yesterday I went to the zoo with my son for an event known as "Boo at the Zoo." This Halloween-season event was cowboy-themed, for some reason, although the only people that seemed aware of that fact were the ones who posted that description on the website and the lone trick roper who performed for 30 minutes in the morning. In keeping with the

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[tullster]

Here in Dallas, adults are no longer allowed to wear masks at Boo in the Zoo.

Lovely.

[ianaman]

Really? Wow, I wonder what the 40-year-old man with the full spandex Spiderman costume would have done. I mean, it's not like he would have been brave enough to wear had his face not been covered.

[tullster]

Truth be told, I think it would actually be easier to spot the pervert if they were allowed to wear masks.

A guy in plain clothes alone at the zoo is just a guy who likes animals.

A dude in a spiderman costume alone at the zoo is...well....Obvious.