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[iamthewheat]

I cannot say I think much of this. Being whisked away without warning is bad enough, but arriving in this... how do I put it delicately? In this absolute hellhole, it's what I would consider rather rude. A breakfast service would be too much to hope for, I suppose. What a pity that is

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[libertyfuckyeah]

BREAKFAST WOULD BE COOL. I WANT PANCAKES AND STEAK AND EGGS AND TOAST SMOTHERED IN CARAMEL WITH BANANAS ON TOP.

P.S. SORRY MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK I CAN'T TURN IT OFF.

[libertyfuckyeah]

HE MIGHT BE THE ONLY COUNTRY WHO HAS A GUN ON HIM MORE OFTEN THAN ME.

AND I SLEEP WITH ONE UNDER MY PILLOW.

[iamthewheat]

Well, that really is an achievement, and probably quite wise.

[libertyfuckyeah]

YEAH IT KINDA BECAME A HABIT AFTER DOCTORS KEPT TRYING TO TAKE MY LEGS DURING THE CIVIL WAR.

[iamthewheat]

I imagine that must have been very unpleasant indeed.

[libertyfuckyeah]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA. BOTH SIDES, IT WAS LIKE THEY HAD HACKSAWS AT THE READY IN CASE A SOLDIER GOT SHOT. OKAY SO MY MEDICINE KINDA SUCKED AT THE TIME AND I THOUGHT EATING MERCURY AND CHALK WAS A GOOD IDEA, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN A SHOT TO THE KNEE MEANS I NEED MY LEG GONE!

[iamthewheat]

That's rather extreme, though I'm glad to hear that you've moved on from mercury and chalk. Speaking of which, what's the medicine here like? Antibiotics, things of that nature, maybe.

[libertyfuckyeah]

OKAY I GUESS? ALL THE DOCS SEEM TO OPERATE UNDER MODERN RULES. BUT THEY DON'T GIVE YA ANY OF THE GOOD STUFF EVEN IF YA GET STABBED IN THE EYE, WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'VE GOT IT STASHED AWAY AT THE HOSPITAL.

[iamthewheat]

So much for sharing, I see. Do people go to the hospital at all?

[libertyfuckyeah]

YEAH SOMETIMES. THERE ARE DOCTORS THERE AND MY BRO HELPS OUT OR SOMETHING. I'VE NEVER BEEN EXCEPT TO GRAB MEDS.

[iamthewheat]

A hospital isn't really the sort of place one does want to go to, really. Who's your brother? Another country?

SHIT MAN. FORGOT MY CAPSLOCK.

[libertyfuckyeah]

CANADA! TECHNICALLY I PROBABLY HAVE A TRILLION BROTHERS AND SISTERS BECAUSE OF FRANCE AND ENGLAND COLONIZING EVERYTHING, BUT CANADA'S MY ACTUAL BROTHER. LIKE MY TWIN!

D8 WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.

[iamthewheat]

I suppose that does make sense, actually.

[libertyfuckyeah]

HE'S REALLY THE ONLY ONE I STILL COUNT AS A BROTHER, ANYWAY.

[iamthewheat]

Keeping track of all of them would probably prove tricky.

[libertyfuckyeah]

YEAH KINDA. SOME OF 'EM I DON'T REMEMBER UNTIL I READ THEIR NAMEPLATES AT WORLD MEETINGS. DO YA HAVE TO DO THAT FOR YOUR SIBLINGS?