MOM

[iamthestandard]

this is the transcript of a voice message i got from my mom after visiting her a few days ago.
i was driving down the 101 during dusk.

"Daniel..im gonna kill you....ok?..consider youre self dead...
hopefully you're not dead..thats why im calling to make sure
youre not dead...but..if you are dead......you are now...*clears throat*...BYE!"

Comments

[ggoawwayy]

i like her

[xshesaidtrulyx]

Awesome... good thing you're going to Costa Rica.

[ggoawwayy]

hahaha

I repeat.

[xshesaidtrulyx]

Costa Rica, my foot.

LIARS.

[thecountry]

that is a side of your mother i have not seen.

[neontokyo]

whoa, that's intense daniel

[theletterkills]

that was hilarious!
lol...you come from a funny family.

[theletterkills]

p.s. i got those pictures back just now!