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iamthescouthere

[TEAM MORALE LOG #005 :: SCOUT]

Feb 06, 2012 20:47

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.

IT'S MY STINKING BIRTHDAY.

AND NONE OF YOU REMEMBERED.

Except maybe Demo. Speaking of him, I'm gonna get off this stupid ass computer and find him. And we're going to have an AWESOME time gettin' drunk and picking up chicks and none of you can join us 'cause you all forgot my birthday and you're a bunch of dicks.

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ka_bleway February 7 2012, 06:03:06 UTC

It's yar birthday? Thats great, laddy! I LOVE birthdays! We should go out an' get smashed an' get us some lasses....wait, I did what?

I mean....YAH! O'course I remembarad! I'm so doon fer booze an lasses, and the rest o ye sarry bastards can just...stay here with yar heads oop yar fookin' arses! BAH!

iamthescouthere February 7 2012, 18:45:41 UTC

See, this is why you're the only guy I can actually stand around here- an upstandin' fella who actually REMEMBERS shit. I mean I can get past the whole you being drunk and belchin' all the time to appreciate the fact that you're actually a pretty competent teammate.

Alright, yeah, let's go grab some drinks and some chicks, man.

l_espionrogue February 7 2012, 06:20:45 UTC

Oh, excusez moi. I am most humbley sorry, monsiuer. I guess I was busy not giving a sheet about your birthday. I am sure you are accustom to 'aving clowns and ponies and such every year back 'ome, but I for one, could care less zat you are turning..what, eleven? twelve?

iamthescouthere February 7 2012, 18:42:59 UTC

Go blow a poodle, Frenchie. You I can live with not remembering my birthday, since I wouldn't want any of the stupid French gifts you'd probably end up giving me like snails or tiny Eiffel Towers or a clip-on mustache or body odor.

l_espionrogue February 7 2012, 19:00:40 UTC

Au contraire, boy. 'Ad I known your birthday was coming, I might 'ave 'sought to get you some'sing to make you stink less. Like soap, for instance. A whole crate of it. Because obviously you did not bring enough wis you.

And 'go blow a poodle'? Is zat seriously ze best you can come up wis? *snort* Kindergartners 'ave flipped me better insults zen zat.

OOC- I found it pretty funny, even though Spy didnt XDD

iamthescouthere February 7 2012, 19:38:49 UTC

Good, I'm glad you didn't get me a crate of soap, 'cause that shit would go straight into the river. I don't want any of your gay French soap. You smell like my grandma's house.

You know kindergarteners? Creep.

(OOC: HAHAHA, I was looking forward to Spy telling Scout how he smelled like shit. xDD)

10000_gdays February 8 2012, 16:34:04 UTC

Oh, well now I feel bad. I 'ad no clue it was your birthday!
Now, it doesn't have a girl hidin' in it like ya wanted, and I couldn't find any candles that weren't sticks o'dynamite, but I did the best I could.
Happy Birthday, mate.

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iamthescouthere February 9 2012, 01:17:27 UTC

(OOC: YAY A PICTURE! Of cake! :D I love it forever. But Scout...)

A cake?! All you got me was a freakin' cake?!

...what kind is it?

10000_gdays February 9 2012, 02:13:42 UTC

Uh...I have no clue, to be honest.
It's "whatever-I-could-find-in-the-kitchen" cake.
But it should taste fine just th' same.

iamthescouthere February 13 2012, 03:11:51 UTC

...ew.

I mean, uh, alright. Thanks, man. I'll just... take it and put it away somewhere.