TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.
IT'S MY STINKING BIRTHDAY.
AND NONE OF YOU REMEMBERED.
Except maybe Demo. Speaking of him, I'm gonna get off this stupid ass computer and find him. And we're going to have an AWESOME time gettin' drunk and picking up chicks and none of you can join us 'cause you all forgot my birthday and you're a bunch of dicks.
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I mean....YAH! O'course I remembarad! I'm so doon fer booze an lasses, and the rest o ye sarry bastards can just...stay here with yar heads oop yar fookin' arses! BAH!
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Alright, yeah, let's go grab some drinks and some chicks, man.
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And 'go blow a poodle'? Is zat seriously ze best you can come up wis? *snort* Kindergartners 'ave flipped me better insults zen zat.
OOC- I found it pretty funny, even though Spy didnt XDD
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You know kindergarteners? Creep.
(OOC: HAHAHA, I was looking forward to Spy telling Scout how he smelled like shit. xDD)
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Now, it doesn't have a girl hidin' in it like ya wanted, and I couldn't find any candles that weren't sticks o'dynamite, but I did the best I could.
Happy Birthday, mate.
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A cake?! All you got me was a freakin' cake?!
...what kind is it?
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It's "whatever-I-could-find-in-the-kitchen" cake.
But it should taste fine just th' same.
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I mean, uh, alright. Thanks, man. I'll just... take it and put it away somewhere.
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