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[iamsoproud]

[The feed turns on and shows a business man of sorts. He takes his pipe out of his mouth and starts to speak.]

Good evening everyone. My name is Mr. Egbert and I am quite new here, wherever here is. If it's not too much trouble, I would like to know where I am and how I may be able to return to where I was before I arrived here.

[He puts the pipe

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[yerawizarderri]

wwelcome to vvatheon
its the greatest a pleasantries to finally meet jos human custodian
im great friends wwith him and thus this makes this occasion that much more stellar
if you need anythin at all ill be sure to comply promptly
i knoww howw hard it is gettin settled in here
also john is here if i didnt make that obvvious enough
hes safe and sound and ivve been takin great care a him

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[formida8le]

(Everything a8out John 8eing safe is true, Mr. Eg8ert, 8ut he lied a8out t8king c8re of your son. ::::) )

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[yerawizarderri]

[OH THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T!]

im sorry you havve to see this mr egbert
but vvris can you kindly shovve off because wwe all knoww you are a filthy liar a the greatest degree attainable
wwe both vvery wwell knoww that ivve been takin good care a him

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[formida8le]

Wow, that is such an un8elieva8ly rude thing to s8y to me, a f8r young l8dy.
Can you imagine this rude, young man t8king c8re of your son, Mr. Eg8ert???????? ::::(
Of course not. These st8ments he m8de are as false as they are ludicrous.

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[yerawizarderri]

her claims are as fraudulent as the idea a you bein a bad custodian
wwhich cant evven be a thing seein as wwonderful jo is and all
so please
dont think me rude for tryin to divvert any falsities she is tryin to spread about me
or anything else she feels rapture in blatherin about
ivve taken great care a jo
and despite wwhat this WWONDERFUL LADY may be sayin
dont think otherwwise a that fact
because i come here only bearin the most truthy a truths for such a respectable custodian as yourself

[text] Vriska doesn't have any Eridan keyworded icons because he doesn't deserve it.

[formida8le]

They are not cl8ms, Mr. Ampora, they are facts exemplified 8y your earlier, disrespectful and slanderous comments a8out me 8eing less than truthful and proper.
He has an angle, Mr. Eg8ert, and I am sure people such as Mr. Ampora here will only lead your son to ruin.
I 8elieve it would 8e wise if you cut all of John's ties with him as soon as possi8le.

[vide] just gonna jack it now

[iamsoproud]

[Yeah, so like he saw the earlier argument and he is now convinced you two have some ~feelings~ for each other.]

Ah, young love. It's one of life's greatest surprises.

I think I'll leave you crazy kids be.

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[formida8le]

What! No! Ew!

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[yerawizarderri]

WHAT. No, you got the wrong idea! I assure you! I hawe no feelin's for Wris and ewen if I did, they CERTAINLY would not be RED.

[Despite being disgusted, he's trying to keep up the polite facade.]

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[iamsoproud]

Haha, alright. Whatever you say.

[wink wink]