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[iamscritch]

I baught this new pc and a couple hookers with the loot those stupid adventurers left behind and the Iron ring headquarters.
(actually none of the hookers would have me, so I took one of those saucy looking sheep by the river, those filthy sluts.)

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[himal]

"so I took one of those saucy looking sheep by the river, those filthy sluts"

It's worse than I thought, you're not just a disgustingly disfigured piece grotesquery but also WELSH!!!

[galadkria]

how's your hand?

[iamscritch]

The one I have left? I'll let you know as soon as I take it out of my trousers!
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
slurp....
leer....
stop leering because you in no way resemble a sheep.

[galadkria]

oh
we miss you
being attacked is not the same without you!!!!!!