Ok. so here's the idea: Orgy Club i got the idea from a friend. but it's an awesome idea ( Read more... )

BITCHEZ. All of them... BITCHEZ

What keeps you alive?¿?

FINISHED WITH CALTRANS!!!! that means that I dont have to go to jail. hooray!

"lost and naked in the city again"

Who reads this?

"the second you stop fighting, time really is on your side."

death is a promise given to all of us at birth.

if you don't fear death, why should you fear life?

A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!

The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack
for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?

He says, "I don't care. Just get the fuck out."

"Just because your hung like a moose doesn't mean you have to do porn."