Thirty-Third and a half Theory [Action/Illusion]

Dec 18, 2010 21:13

[Today Donatello is lying on the couch in House 55, staring into space. He's sick and he knows for a fact that he's hallucinating, so he will not be at all disturbed by anything that might present itself to his vision. It's only a product of his feverish brain, after all ( Read more... )

too sick to think straight, this isn't really happening

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toasterciiide December 19 2010, 02:28:57 UTC
[Why would it want to barge in? It's been here all along!]

Howdy doodly do. How's it going?

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i_speak_softly December 19 2010, 02:35:10 UTC
[Oh, neat, a talking toaster.]

Not great. Do you think you can repair me?

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toasterciiide December 19 2010, 08:24:36 UTC
Certainly! How about some toast?

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i_speak_softly December 19 2010, 15:29:11 UTC
I think I can handle toast.

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vacuumsghosts December 19 2010, 02:30:14 UTC
[Barging in.]

Donatello! There you are! I'm not sure how we-- [Blink blink, are those wings?]

Are those new accessories?

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i_speak_softly December 19 2010, 02:35:59 UTC
[He gestures to the tissues stuffed into his nostrils.] Yes. Do you think I should keep them?

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vacuumsghosts December 19 2010, 02:42:33 UTC
[Eww... Don't mind the bazooka strapped on her back.]

That's, not what I was referring. Your wings?

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i_speak_softly December 19 2010, 02:46:04 UTC
Are you new here? Everyone has them.

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hiddenbadass December 19 2010, 02:33:19 UTC
[Mike doesn't know how he ended up in this place, but he sees the nearest door and, sensing someone behind it, presses the side of his head against it to listen in.]

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i_speak_softly December 19 2010, 02:36:45 UTC
[You will hear sniffling and groaning, the sounds of a sick Donatello in his natural habitat.]

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hiddenbadass December 19 2010, 02:42:35 UTC
[Wait, is that Donatello? And is he sick? Mike opens the door quickly, and despite his blank face, there's a worried edge to his tone.]

Donny?

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i_speak_softly December 19 2010, 02:47:31 UTC
[Slow blink.]

... Mikey?

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theartinyou December 19 2010, 02:47:22 UTC
[Oh hello. Teenage girl looking for some Animu Characters up in here. She hasn't noticed Don yet, so go ahead an call this intruder out.]

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i_speak_softly December 19 2010, 02:48:25 UTC
[Hi there, imaginary housebreaker. Looking for something?]

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theartinyou December 19 2010, 02:52:03 UTC
[WHERE ARE THE BISHIES AND THE MOE-MOE? She checks under the coffee table.]

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i_speak_softly December 19 2010, 02:54:40 UTC
Sorry, that's mine. [The mound of used tissues drifting across the floor, that is.]

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[Action] lilbunuwiz December 19 2010, 03:50:45 UTC
[Don't ask how this 24-foot giant fit into your house. He appears quite intrigued with this turtle-like bean before him.]

... You is not a human bean. Nor is you a turtalittler.

[He bends down so the two of you are more face-to-face... well, face-to-body.]

I is never seeing anything like YOU before!

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[Action] i_speak_softly December 19 2010, 15:36:19 UTC
[That isn't grammar and some of those aren't even words. Oh well.]

... Hi.

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[Action] lilbunuwiz December 19 2010, 17:19:31 UTC
[Le gasp.] You speaks as a human bean! What a phenomecausm!

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[Action] i_speak_softly December 19 2010, 17:31:47 UTC
Um... yeah. Even better when I can think straight.

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