I find it awkward at bars when I go pee and the guy next to me won't stop talking to me and turning in my general direction. I'm like, "Exqueeze me George Michael, but I have my hands full right now. After I'm done I can make sure your mouth is full, but right now I'm a pissin'." LMAO
You know I hate when this happens. You so you know whay I thought of doing? Next time someone is trying to talk to me about the weather when I'm pissin, I should just turn straight all the way towards them and reciprocate the conversation...while a stream of leaky leaky splashes against their obnoxious little legs and then return my whang to its cubicle and leave...but then watch the one time I do that he'd be one of those golden shower enthusiasts. I'd have to tuck between my legs and run then. Hmm....eww
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I got a load of offensive jokes if yer interested!!!
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Of course I am!!!
And it's always good to hear from you.
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You know I hate when this happens. You so you know whay I thought of doing? Next time someone is trying to talk to me about the weather when I'm pissin, I should just turn straight all the way towards them and reciprocate the conversation...while a stream of leaky leaky splashes against their obnoxious little legs and then return my whang to its cubicle and leave...but then watch the one time I do that he'd be one of those golden shower enthusiasts. I'd have to tuck between my legs and run then. Hmm....eww
<-Kev->
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I have to do this!
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what if a hot chick with big boobilicious tits comes and chats you up while you're peeing instead?
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