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[i_said_boourns]

1. Remus called. he wants me to stop stalking

2. I'm wanted for treason

3. Nathan called. I got an F on my last homework assignment and I have to drop his section.

4. I knocked up David Thewlis last night. Our son will be born tomorrow at noon.

That is all.

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[digressionqueen]

The question is... if number four was true, would one through three still matter?

[i_said_boourns]

hey, I'm just giving a full account of my day.

[moonlitwoods]

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This post is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh -- I really needed it. ♥
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[i_said_boourns]

I'm not sure how my daily life amuses you so much... but I'm glad you laughed! :)

p.s. you'll be godmother to our son, yes?

[moonlitwoods]

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I'm not sure how my daily life amuses you so much... but I'm glad you laughed! :)

I don't know either. I think it's mainly because I like you. :)

p.s. you'll be godmother to our son, yes?

Well, that's kind of asking a lot of me, since, you know, at this point I'm basically jealous that you're having his child. :D
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[i_said_boourns]

No, no, he's having it. OOhh, in less than two hours!

But yeah, he said, "It'd be lovely if your friend Roxanne were godmother to the baby," so you've been requested. :)

[mandy_thewlis]

Liar.

David was with me all night last night and we were 'doing things' O_o Last I checked he doesn't have a clone/twin.

[i_said_boourns]

He does. He sent him with you. nyeeh! :P

He just had our son earlier today. We've named him Ahenobarbus.