sixth entry: "He pulled a Luke, to summarize."

[fontechfag]

*EXPLOSION*

Hahahaha... That's not how an engine is supposed to turn off...!!

...

... OKAY. Attention everybody! If you hear this, go to the deck right now! The boat is sinking or it's going to be! Tell everyone you can and get to somewhere safe as fast as possible! This is not a drill!! I repeat, the boat is sinking and you need to get to

Comments

[wright_on]

...Can't I be wrong for once?!

[hopetohumanity]

The island likes you too much for that.

[wright_on]

I don't care about it liking me anymore, I just want to get back to sh--

*oh look how far we are from the island* ...

[hopetohumanity]

... Great.

[trippingwithme]

Oh WHAT?! Dammit, I just got these threads all fixed up back to awesome! *asdfalsaglh wading through the waters in the lower decks of the ship*

[fontechfag]

Forget about your clothes, Akutare, we've got bigger problems!

[trippingwithme]

Surprise me.

[fontechfag]

The ship is sinking!

[sewfabulous]

*BREAKING A WINDOW ON THE UPPER DECK WITH A CHAIR TO GET OUT*

Looks like I can't relax for a damn minute! Alright, where the hell is everyone--?! I ain't leaving anyone behind!

[bearonit]

Catch me!

*JUMPS ON*

[sewfabulous]

*DROPS*

T-the hell is wrong with you?!

[bearonit]

I'm scared!

[insertshortrant]

*RUNNING TO THE BOATS OH GATE* AL! Al, where are you?! Damnit!

[pennate]

[...Calmly...walking...]

If I see him, I will let you know.

[insertshortrant]

!! Freya, come on! We've gotta get to the boats, quickly!

[pennate]

The island would not let us drown.

[pancakesarehard]

...... Eh?! *FFFFFF WHY WAS SWIMMING NEVER INCLUDED IN MEIDO 101*

[fontechfag]

Hisui--!?

[pancakesarehard]

G-Guy-san, what happened?

[fontechfag]

... Engine trouble?