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Dec 24, 2008 11:01

An island with palm trees and snow? You got the beach part right, yeah, but only rubbish holidays have snow. Well. Maybe the sort where you pretend that you're going skiing, but you're actually spending the entire time in the lodge, drinking hot chocolate or hot toddies and flirting with those attractive ski instructors. But I'm not seeing any ski instructors or hot chocolate - or mountains, for that matter - which makes this a pretty rubbish sort of holiday. I mean, really, you can't sunbathe in the snow. It completely ruins the whole tropical island bit.

Still, I figure it beats burning to death, at any rate. Or...whatever was about to happen to me.

But is a bloody pina colada really too much to ask for?

((ooc: I hope I did this right! *nervous flail*))
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