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... Hm, Saturn, maybe? Nah, couldn't be; no sand worms. Hate those fucking things. Hate the sand too, gets everywhere. That's the last thing I need in my shoes. But if this isn't Saturn, where the fuck is it? No where I've been before, that's for sure. Speaking of which, where do you send a dead dead -that's double dead, by the way- guy anyway? Ah, wait, I know the answer to that. Well I-
WHAT THE FUCK?!
What the hell is this? I KNOW I didn't summon this. Why the fuck would I? I'm not the type to catch gravesickness. Heck, I could bunk with almost anyone for centuries! This must be some sort of mistake... A prank, maybe. I'll be sure to return the favor. Better move it before anyone sees.
... WHAAAAAT?! *Island quite possibly just shook*
Fucking thing won't move! 'ta fuck is this?! Hell, I knew Juno was behind this! All of this! Trying trapping me somewhere else... Don't think you can get rid of me that easily you self-righteous hag! You hear me? You know better then to try this, especially on me! I want this fucking thing out of here! NOW!
[ooc: I never really did an intro post for him, so I hope this makes up for it. He found his gravestone along the beach, so he's currently trying to break it with a sledgehammer before Islanders notice it. -Oh, and there is a bright flashing sign beside it XD Be Back Shorty Back!]
